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I read that as "Your mum sounds like a classic fuck!"
You can get help for that these days.
I read it like that too, but shush.
She was in hospital for a GIT test (it's a glucose intolerance test, to find out whether you have diabetes) and I always go with her to hospital because she hates them. She went to the blood tests department at our local hospital, and stood waiting. The GIT test is pre-scheduled so that they do them in a batch because it's a complicated test for the path lab to do just when someone comes in. Anyway, in this blood tests department, you take a ticket from one of those machines that you get in a delicatessen. my mother was called for an appointment at a said time, so just stood around. some 40 year old woman, imagine a typical east london woman with bleached blonde hair and diabolical dress sense and you'll have it....
she said to my mother.... 'you've gotta take a ticket, ya know! there is a queue!!!' in typical east london accent.
my mother turned round, put on her best teacher's voice and said
'yes.... and i'm at the front of it'.
The look on the woman's face, i thought i'd wet myself....
Maybe. I thought it was pretty funny, just how violated from her little reign over the blood testers the woman looked.
On a totally unrelated subject Kermit, has anyone you know ever been shot/stabbed?
Not yet.
Raped? Suffered GBH?
No particular reason, just wondering where you actually get such a realistic and down-to-earth view of the world...
Down-to-earth? You mean downright cynical:p
Precisely. Your clarity of thought never ceases to amaze me.
Do you want something?:p
A career in medicine?
A Z4?
My mother to be proud of me?
The chairmanship of the Tory party?
Nothing you can deliver unfortunately.
Yeah, but can I drive to work in it and call it the (insert surname here)mobile...
If you were to do such a thing, a beating would be in order.
*g*
Harsh!
I'll smack you with the heavy bit of my stethoscope
Ooh, that's fighting talk.
Trust me, I do own a stethoscope. A white coat too. I think I look damned good in them.
No, it's true, when you do something like that, there's nothing for it but a shotgun.