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Rooney!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Angel121077
    as long as he doesn't shave his head he's cute!!!! besides.... he has to have a nice body if he's an athlete. i would DEFINITELY bang him!!!!!!!! especially if he has a nice accent. :D

    god that gives all us ugly bastards a shimmer of chance of getting laid without paying for a sixty year old granny in bondage gear to give us the smack down. angel, dont lower yourself to rooneys level, im sure your above that. you sound nice.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    rofl, girls are so easy to please aren't they.

    I'm not. :eek:

    I have standards you know. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My God that boy is fugly
    I dont know why but for some reason he reminds me of hellfire
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    My God that boy is fugly
    I dont know why but for some reason he reminds me of hellfire

    poor hellfire :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would DEFINITELY bang him!!!!!!!! especially if he has a nice accent. :D [/B]

    I doubt that, his Scouce :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    okay.... besides the fact that his ears and his nose are monkey like.... and the length of his face is too short and he's REALLLY REALLY REALLY scary looking when he shaves his head, he's cute!
    i didn't say hot! i said cute... there's a complete difference....
    and it's not like i would randomly bang him and be like "hey! let's fuck!" but if he had a nice personality too....
    and wtf is "scounce"??/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scouse is slang meaning someone from Liverpool.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    okay.. me being from the USA that means absolutely nothing to me....
    you mind giving me an example of what it sounds like??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it sounds like a toilet flushing :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol! i mean... can you type out an example of the dialect??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's not awful, but he's not a stunner either. He's lucky to have a bird like Colleen, but then again, the "ugly" ones always have the nice girls :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by David Grohl
    it sounds like a toilet flushing :p

    :eek2: Thats nice for anyone who has a scouse accent.......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    He's not awful, but he's not a stunner either. He's lucky to have a bird like Colleen, but then again, the "ugly" ones always have the nice girls :yes:

    its because he was getting shitloads of money are hes hung like a donkey, its def. not his looks shes after, and shes sticking with him even though he slept with loads of prossies, i wonder is it the man utd tranfer fees she seen flash up before her eyes. shes after his money and i bet he'll feel guilty sleeping with them hookers that he'll buy her shit, theyre like the beckhams :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    [*gone*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he's a footballer, so the money attracts lots of dumb models etc anyway
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok ok.... i don't see why the liverpool accent is so bad...

    1. he's not that ugly!!!! he is STILL bang-worthy!!!
    2. david beckham is a BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Angel121077
    ok ok.... i don't see why the liverpool accent is so bad...

    1. he's not that ugly!!!! he is STILL bang-worthy!!!
    2. david beckham is a BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!


    :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Allow me to put some logic into this post.

    Your absolutely right about him being a footballer and being able to bed any girl he wants.

    Can i just say something.......IF you believe everything you read in your 'tabloid' newspapers then you will believe anything! I must admit i read 'The Sun' its an entertaining paper but most importantly is has plenty of T&A normally. The whole Rooney going to a brothel story is probably a load of bull and the same can be said about all the prostitutes etc.......

    Now he has signed for Man Utd, magically as if overnight everything has changed, and the papers will be all positive towards him and he wont have any bad publicity until the next time he gets sent off or booked in a match!

    Simple explanation! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Angel121077
    lol! i mean... can you type out an example of the dialect??

    Right click and save as - That's a Scouse accent.

    Same site - lots more English accents
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Theres nowt wroing with the scouse accent <3
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Right click and save as - That's a Scouse accent.

    Same site - lots more English accents

    awee it's a cute accent!!! it makes him even MORE bangable!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like this one...

    rooney.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Priceless.

    I would compare him to Shrek. I don't think Shrek can do cartwheels though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he doesn't look like shrek! shrek is fat and green...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...douse rooney in green paint and you've got shreks body double, if you freeze frame in shrek two when shrek is jumping from the big ginger bread man you can see were rooney was used. then they quickly replace him with the real shrek. you'll need to get your hands on the dvd version and slowly freeze frame through that sequence though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by David Grohl
    ...douse rooney in green paint and you've got shreks body double, if you freeze frame in shrek two when shrek is jumping from the big ginger bread man you can see were rooney was used. then they quickly replace him with the real shrek. you'll need to get your hands on the dvd version and slowly freeze frame through that sequence though.
    :lol:

    I actually think Shrek resembles Rooney quite a bit.... or is it Rooney resembles Shrek?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well... then i guess shrek is a good looking man too... b/c rooney is NOT ugly...

    ...did they really use him for the movie??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if rooneys not an ugly fucker then i must be fucking class looking :p;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by David Grohl
    if rooneys not an ugly fucker then i must be fucking class looking :p;)

    *cough cough*

    no comment... :p



    haha j/k... you're not bad looking either... you look like toby mcguire! well.. the dorky version from spiderman... but you're not bad looking either



    for the 2123578657th time.... rooney is not ugly!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Angel121077
    for the 2123578657th time.... rooney is not ugly!


    In your opinion.
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