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Rooney!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Tell me, why does Wayne Rooney NEED to pay for sex even though he has a girlfriend and as a top footballer could bed any bird he wants??!

Just proves that logic can't explain everything!! :cool: :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Rooney!!
    Originally posted by kaptin pikarrrd
    Tell me, why does Wayne Rooney NEED to pay for sex even though he has a girlfriend and as a top footballer could bed any bird he wants??!

    Just proves that logic can't explain everything!! :cool: :lol:

    because hes fucking ugly, and do you really think colleen would touch his pecker *think not* the only reason paid for sex with hookers is because if he slept with a fan, it would have been in the papers the following day compared to a few years later.

    he's a goat, colleen is one mighty fine chick :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Colleen mustnt of been good in bed if he had to pay for it.... a alternative explanation could be that he prefered someone who had ALOT more experience.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wouldnt shag him

    ugly bastard, did you see the grany he fucked? euch then she tried to says he was only the receptionist?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    i wouldnt shag him

    ugly bastard

    :yes: i agree, he looks like a pigs arse!! :lol:
    SBG
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Because his an ugly cunt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Because his an ugly cunt

    Thats never stopped many girls basically asking for a shag off a footballer...we've all seen the papers :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She's fat, she's round, she's getting fifty pound, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    was before he was famous or rich wasn't it? His girl should get the hell out of there - what a pig!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he is REALLY ugly, but im sure some desperate fan would of slept with him....he just didnt want a kiss an tell...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    doesn't this old granny call herself auld slapper or something?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awwk Come On - He ain't THAT bad. Fair enough what he has done is a joke, etc. But like; I've seen worse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's not that bad in some pictures, perhaps he's wearing make up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    He's not that bad in some pictures, perhaps he's wearing make up.

    :lol:
    That's hectic...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    :lol:
    That's hectic...

    Either that or you know how people have their pictures edited to make themselves look better. Perhaps it was that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do any of you have a picture of this "rooney" fello?? he can't be as ugly as you guys say he is.. if he's an athlete and all he's at least gotta have a nice body...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Here Ya Go
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    here he is with rudd van nistleroy being shown around the old trafford grounds

    attachment.php?s=&postid=1063770
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Presenting Wayne Rooney:

    waynerooney_ma_e.jpg


    r6920_16057.jpg

    rooneyenglandST090603_100x110.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG she should NEVER shave his head again. Please tell me that aint a recent picture and it has grown back?!

    Really Freaky looking!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    OMG she should NEVER shave his head again. Please tell me that aint a recent picture and it has grown back?!

    Really Freaky looking!!

    I don't think it's a very recent one.

    For more lovely pictures, please see http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/images/ukie?p=wayne+rooney&y=i&ei=ISO-8859-1&fr=fp-tab-img-t&cop=mss&tab=3
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think he one ugly mofo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He just looks soo helpless ya wanna give him a cuddle... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Resemblance, yes?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    He just looks soo helpless ya wanna give him a cuddle... :p

    with your eyes closed. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    with your eyes closed. ;)

    That's soo mean... I love cuddly guys. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im cuddly :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by David Grohl
    im cuddly :p

    Have to give me hugz when I see ya in Belfast then? YaY :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    Have to give me hugz when I see ya in Belfast then? YaY :D

    you better believe it lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    as long as he doesn't shave his head he's cute!!!! besides.... he has to have a nice body if he's an athlete. i would DEFINITELY bang him!!!!!!!! especially if he has a nice accent. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rofl, girls are so easy to please aren't they.
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