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is this the coolest bikini ever

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    yes, i am just the same. especially if it's one of those string bikinis. they grossly underestimate the size of the average boob. the checkout person's always all 'do you know the bottoms are an 8 and the top is a 16?' and i think, well if you made your tops a decent chuffing size...... i'm not even that big. i've seen girls the same size as me with much bigger chests. what they do i dread to think....

    la senza is good for that though.... you can get sized tops. very handy.

    I originally got the 12 thinking the 14 was tooooo big. Got home tried it on and haha, I looked ridiculous! So went back to exchange it for a 14. Again, it doesn't fit. So I settled with a 16. That'll teach me to not try things on I guess!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LadyJade
    Well that's your story and for the sake of propriety I think you should stick to it and we should all just drop the subject.

    I will do, as long as you realise you started it.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Need I remind you that you are only ever 1 click away from total board oblivion?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You wouldnt dare!

    Would you? Not little old me, who would tell you you've made a mistake on your drugs information pages?
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Don't push it. No one likes their mistakes to be pointed out in front of everyone.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've learnt my lesson about that, I havent done that lately. Susie wasnt pleased last time.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Aww bless, its always better to know than live in ignorance I say.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She always took it personally, I only want to make the pages better because I actually care about TheSite.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Shhhhh, she might be reading this as we type.... :nervous:

    Seriously though, Susie also cares! There are ways and there are ways, you think you would have become more subtle in your old age Bong........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, I'm too thick to be subtle!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bloody thread hijacking. And from a moderator as well!!!
    anyway, back to the bikini - come on, place your bids.
    Its SUPPOSED to be teeny tiny. the top is adjustable. Unless youve got nipples like dinnerplates then itll be fine.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    I'm sorry Rainbow, I'm feeling suitably guilty. It is a very lovely bikini!!! :lol: @ dinner plates comment.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats very dudey :D however i already have a bikini :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It is, but it might just about fit onto my little finger. Otherwise I would bid for it.

    I got a free bikini with a magazine...one size fits all unless you have boobs!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonArcanum
    It is, but it might just about fit onto my little finger. Otherwise I would bid for it.

    I got a free bikini with a magazine...one size fits all unless you have boobs!
    was that the black bikini with the pink inside.
    I got that one, but its baggy on my boobs LOL.
    i so need a boob job.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I really like it, but i wouldnt get my boobs in lol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RB - You dont need a boob job, I just need an anti-boob job!

    Or maybe I have dinner-plate nipples :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's so stunning, I was tempted until I remembered that this in a bikini would scar you all for life. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That is soo cool :D if only I had smaller boobs I would bid for it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    I got that one, but its baggy on my boobs LOL.
    i so need a boob job.

    i will share mine with you. yes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    i will share mine with you. yes.

    ooh yes please.
    transplant surgery.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :(

    Size too big for me. Damn my size 12 curvy arse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oi!

    I'm always watching, Mwahahahaha - don't take my name in vain cheeky bong :p

    *runs back to the beach*
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Susie!!! hello!!! I told him, but I don't think he believed me.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Oi!
    Originally posted by Susie
    I'm always watching, Mwahahahaha - don't take my name in vain cheeky bong :p

    *runs back to the beach*

    Ooo hello, hope you are having fun.

    That bikini is fantastic btw if i was still a size 10....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    bloody thread hijacking. And from a moderator as well!!!
    anyway, back to the bikini - come on, place your bids.
    Its SUPPOSED to be teeny tiny. the top is adjustable. Unless youve got nipples like dinnerplates then itll be fine.

    LMAO
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG. Ive got 25 mins left on the auction, and its up to £38.
    I only started the bidding at 99p with no reserve. Ive proved my theory again that ones with low starting bids do better! people just go into a bidding frenzy. Other bikinis on there dont seem to have an bids even though theyre nice, but noone wants to start bidding at £15 or whatever.
    weird.
    Anyway, im happy LOL.
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