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is this the coolest bikini ever

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in Health & Wellbeing
I think it is, and im selling it on ebay, so i thought id spam you lot hehe. cool bikini

now you can all tell me how shit it is, how noones ever gonna buy it, and ive got no taste.
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    That's gorgeous!! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm, not my cup of tea at all, I've got the arse but the cup size is clearly too big for me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it is the coolest bikini ever! but its miss sixty + they're clothes r all far too small for me.whats the deal with that?!
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Hmmm, not my cup of tea at all, I've got the arse but the cup size is clearly too big for me.

    I'm sure its a lovely arse you have, but a man in that bikini was an image I didn't really need on a Monday morning. :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats REALLY nice, if i was thin enough, i would of bid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like it but my boobs would never fit in there. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LadyJade
    I'm sure its a lovely arse you have, but a man in that bikini was an image I didn't really need on a Monday morning. :yeees:

    I could pull it off, but I might draw a bit too much attention to myself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that is fantastic, but my boobs have not a hope in hell of fitting into those teeny cups :(
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    still too much information.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me or Kaffrin?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Me or Kaffrin?

    fnar. you, obviously. 'pull it off'. i don't know.



    ;)
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    fnar. you, obviously. 'pull it off'. i don't know.
    ;)

    :yes: it just gets worse......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do you mean it gets worse!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    that is fantastic, but my boobs have not a hope in hell of fitting into those teeny cups :(

    I recently bought a bikini and I had to get the top 4 sizes bigger than the bottom. :o
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    What do you mean it gets worse!

    Well, I personally think I would prefer an image in my head of a man in a bikini than a man pulling it off. At least on a Monday.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's different :p
    Just would probably get paranoid with the eyes on me breasts; they look freaky... hehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didnt mean 'pulling it off' like that! Thats nasty!

    I just meant that I, oh, you've got a dirty mind you'll just twist anything I say.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    I recently bought a bikini and I had to get the top 4 sizes bigger than the bottom. :o

    yes, i am just the same. especially if it's one of those string bikinis. they grossly underestimate the size of the average boob. the checkout person's always all 'do you know the bottoms are an 8 and the top is a 16?' and i think, well if you made your tops a decent chuffing size...... i'm not even that big. i've seen girls the same size as me with much bigger chests. what they do i dread to think....

    la senza is good for that though.... you can get sized tops. very handy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd buy it to put it in a frame on the wall as I think it would make a good bit of art work:)
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I didnt mean 'pulling it off' like that! Thats nasty!

    I just meant that I, oh, you've got a dirty mind you'll just twist anything I say.

    It wasn't me, it was Kaffrin!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LadyJade
    It wasn't me, it was Kaffrin!

    :eek:

    me? how rude!

    get out of my house!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LadyJade
    It wasn't me, it was Kaffrin!

    Your supposed to be a Mod, above this type of tittle-tattle, I'm surprised in you I really am.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    I'm sorry, I should have said -

    Kaffrin and I both interpreted your statement in the most obvious way, therefore you, Mr Bong, were being twisted and nasty.

    Is that better, can I stay please miss Kaff?
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Your supposed to be a Mod, above this type of tittle-tattle, I'm surprised in you I really am.

    Oh you'll get over it. You are the one making suggestive comments about men in bikinis. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok, i'll let you off, but....um.... polish my floor!




    (sorry, the rain is making me crazy)
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    OK, would you like me to lick it clean or just mop it the regular way?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didnt mean it that way, I only thought of it after you hinted at it really obviously.

    I wasnt making any suggestive comments, she asked my opinion, I gave it, your the one who turned it into something sordid!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LadyJade
    OK, would you like me to lick it clean or just mop it the regular way?

    if you could put on the bikini and mop it, that would be great.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    :lol:
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I didnt mean it that way, I only thought of it after you hinted at it really obviously.

    Well that's your story and for the sake of propriety I think you should stick to it and we should all just drop the subject.
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