If you were a fruit...

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A tomato. It's technicly a fruit, but most people call it a vegetable. I'd want to be one just to have people argue over me.

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Re: If you were a fruit...

Originally posted by sillystring
If I were a fruit I wouldn't even get the playboy life of a banana, I'd just be something boring like an apple.

That's plagiarism! I know where you read that

Erm, I dunno. Me too, I guess. Or an ugli fruit. They really do exist, I've eaten one!

Edited to apologise to everyone who's done the ugli joke already, I shoulda read the thread before replying!

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A lemon

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Like Mr Wobble i'd most likely be a tomato, mainly cause i point out the technicalities about things people are saying (like the tomato fruit/vegatable thing)

Or i'd be a coconut
Slightly Hairy, I make a nice treat, although to much of me and you might just defaecate (polite non sweary word for evacuation of one's bowels) yourself

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Isnt a banana actualy a herb, I know it grows from a herb not a tree, although it looks very much like a tree. But does that make it a fruit or herb?

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Originally posted by bongbudda
Isnt a banana actualy a herb, I know it grows from a herb not a tree, although it looks very much like a tree. But does that make it a fruit or herb?

it's a herb, and therefore bananas aren't fruit.
But like most people, I'm happy to call it a fruit, and to call tomatoes vegetables.

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an ugli fruit cos i am

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I think I'd be a cantaloupe.

"Cantaloupe: don't look, don't touch, just smell. Ripe cantaloupe smells very sweet and nice. Sniffing out the most aromatic one is the smartest way to pick a cantaloupe."

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Originally posted by static
I think I'd be a cantaloupe.

"Cantaloupe: don't look, don't touch, just smell. Ripe cantaloupe smells very sweet and nice. Sniffing out the most aromatic one is the smartest way to pick a cantaloupe."

*sniffs*

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I'd be a melon, because I have a round head.

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I would be a passion fruit becuase I have a lot of passion in me lol

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I didn't realise someone had said passion fruit before me, so I think I'll be a guava. Just to be different.