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If you were a fruit...
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...what fruit would you be?
Dunno if this one has been done before (?) but I'm sure it'll be funny to see people's answers again if it has.
If I were a fruit I wouldn't even get the playboy life of a banana, I'd just be something boring like an apple.
The Silly String
Dunno if this one has been done before (?) but I'm sure it'll be funny to see people's answers again if it has.
If I were a fruit I wouldn't even get the playboy life of a banana, I'd just be something boring like an apple.
The Silly String
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I kinda think like a Melon would if it had a brain
'Well, Tracey, if I were a fruit, I'd have to be an enooooooormous banana... and if you pick me tonight, maybe you'll find out why...!' (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Apples are nature's suicidal fruits. A maggot finds a nice juciy apple, then the cunning apple picks that moment to fall 20 feet, taking said maggot with it mwahahahaha:D
Me, I'd be something pointlessly obscure like maybe an Ugli fruit, or a star fruit.
Although having said that I do really like tree ripened mangos, I'll be one of those.
Whats a star fruit?
Full or energy-
Banana skin shows my fun side
And I wont even go intoi the sexual conotations.....about me having yellow dangly bits
HELLO! HELLO!
:thumb:
Yellow dangly bits? Thats a nasty medical complaint you have there, I'd go to your doctor.
I knew you'd come out of the Hun closet one day Bri.
You like, SOOOOO copied me, I'm telling on you!
To be painfully honest, you picked a tree ripened mango :razz:
And the question was which fruit would you be, not pick about 10 fruits and be a typical woman and spend ages deciding on which one to be.
Quite.
you're my hero and i wanted to be like you :crying: Just dont tell or I'll get the belt again. i've still got markings from the last time :crying:
Oooo - that was such a kick in the guts for no reason...
You suggesting I wasn't being serious? Hmm?