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If you were a fruit...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
...what fruit would you be?

Dunno if this one has been done before (?) but I'm sure it'll be funny to see people's answers again if it has.

If I were a fruit I wouldn't even get the playboy life of a banana, I'd just be something boring like an apple.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If i were a fruit i'd be a Melon

    I kinda think like a Melon would if it had a brain :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow, someone's been practising their questions for Blind Date.

    'Well, Tracey, if I were a fruit, I'd have to be an enooooooormous banana... and if you pick me tonight, maybe you'll find out why...!' (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd be an apple.

    Apples are nature's suicidal fruits. A maggot finds a nice juciy apple, then the cunning apple picks that moment to fall 20 feet, taking said maggot with it mwahahahaha:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There are many other fruits which fall to the ground you know. And its highly likely that said maggot would actually just eat the ones on the ground. Unless there were some scumpers around.

    Me, I'd be something pointlessly obscure like maybe an Ugli fruit, or a star fruit.

    Although having said that I do really like tree ripened mangos, I'll be one of those.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im an anti-stupidity Apple. I make SURE they only eat the ones on the ground, by discouraging any bastards who think they'll get wise :mad: :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well what you said made me laugh, but I really have no idea what your talking about. Carry on though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    There are many other fruits which fall to the ground you know. And its highly likely that said maggot would actually just eat the ones on the ground. Unless there were some scumpers around.

    Me, I'd be something pointlessly obscure like maybe an Ugli fruit, or a star fruit.

    Although having said that I do really like tree ripened mangos, I'll be one of those.

    Whats a star fruit?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you live under a rock? A star fruit is a small yellow ish fruit which is in a pentagon type shape, a little like a star fish. They are about the size of a small apple.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a custard apple
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A banana-
    Full or energy-
    Banana skin shows my fun side
    And I wont even go intoi the sexual conotations.....about me having yellow dangly bits :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Orange.

    HELLO! HELLO!

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    A banana-
    Full or energy-
    Banana skin shows my fun side
    And I wont even go intoi the sexual conotations.....about me having yellow dangly bits :p

    Yellow dangly bits? Thats a nasty medical complaint you have there, I'd go to your doctor.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    Orange.

    HELLO! HELLO!

    :thumb:

    I knew you'd come out of the Hun closet one day Bri. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Futures Bright, The Futures ORANGE :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of thosw sweet sweet mangos, or a pineapple.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a cherry.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id be a melon, nice and juicy ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    blackberry
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would be an ugli fruit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a passion fruit :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    i would be an ugli fruit

    You like, SOOOOO copied me, I'm telling on you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    You like, SOOOOO copied me, I'm telling on you!

    To be painfully honest, you picked a tree ripened mango :razz:

    And the question was which fruit would you be, not pick about 10 fruits and be a typical woman and spend ages deciding on which one to be.

    Quite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What an earth are you suggesting, I was just mulling over my options, this is a serious question and demands a serious answer. I'm not just going to give you some shoddy comment about the future being orange. (unlike some).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    You like, SOOOOO copied me, I'm telling on you!

    you're my hero and i wanted to be like you :crying: Just dont tell or I'll get the belt again. i've still got markings from the last time :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All right, its alright, come here my child, things will be ok. I'll make sure you dont get the strap this time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We had this conversation at uni once and it was decided that I would be a cumquat because they're small :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be a passion fruit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I'm not just going to give you some shoddy comment about the future being orange. (unlike some).

    Oooo - that was such a kick in the guts for no reason...

    You suggesting I wasn't being serious? Hmm? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has to be a pineapple. I have really curly hair that's a bout halfway down my back and if I tie it in a really high ponytail on top of my head..... the resemblance is uncanny!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I`d be a prickly pear. Prickly on the outside, sweet on the inside.
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