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Masturbation - how do YOU please yourselfs

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NeoNero
    Wouldnt Rechargables work better and be cheaper? ¬_¬

    :no: They run out quicker and dont work aswel.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    At least women have got proper sex toys they can use. What do we men have? Bloody rubber vaginas and blow-up dolls. Give me a f***ing break!
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    At least women have got proper sex toys they can use. What do we men have? Bloody rubber vaginas and blow-up dolls. Give me a f***ing break!

    shouldn't that be 'Give me a fucking foot pump'? :crazyeyes :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by White Noise
    shouldn't that be 'Give me a fucking foot pump'? :crazyeyes :eek2:
    That was quite quick, Im impressed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    At least women have got proper sex toys they can use. What do we men have? Bloody rubber vaginas and blow-up dolls. Give me a f***ing break!

    Well what to women have exactly...rubber cocks of course, its hardly any different.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sex toys never did require much imagination.
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    Originally posted by Jinx
    That was quite quick, Im impressed!

    *takes a bow*
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