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Masturbation - how do YOU please yourselfs

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
We all masturbate.....but how do we differ in giving ourselves pleasure?

Do the boys use a Man-size tissue as a cum-shot target, whiles standing a metre away???

Do you use baby-oil....

How about the girls...how do you do it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You have to say first.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Masturbation - how do YOU please yourselfs
    Originally posted by made in england
    We all masturbate.....but how do we differ in giving ourselves pleasure?

    Do the boys use a Man-size tissue as a cum-shot target, whiles standing a metre away???

    Do you use baby-oil....

    How about the girls...how do you do it?

    I use my fingers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Masturbation - how do YOU please yourselfs
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    I use my fingers.

    :blush: me too:yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Masturbation - how do YOU please yourselfs
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    I use my fingers.

    Pfft alow that! Get the rabbit out and Whey! All done and dusted with a hint of phew.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Vibrator
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I finger myself and am planning on getting a vibro...

    To be honest I don't flick the man in the boat that often.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    First i get on my computer and open some...uh....."pictures", and then i do it with my hands.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonRat

    To be honest I don't flick the man in the boat that often.

    Never heard that before, made me laugh! :D:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i use the blender.

    seriously though, answer your own question first, otherwise it's totally perving.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    i use the blender.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    i use the blender.

    you know i practically pissed myself when i saw that...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Left or right hand my cock doesn't know the difference & won't get offended if I don't use the one it likes best:D

    <br><marquee align="center" loop="infinte"><font color="666666">.:</font><font color="ff6600">Crispy</font><font color="666666">:.</font></marquee><br></font>
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heavy Thrusting ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's a hole in the wall outside so I give that a poke tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bit of an old thread.

    There was this website once that had all different ways for men to masterbate on it, I can't remember what it was called but i'm sure one of them involved using a balloon or something
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    finger my bum hole and wank with a rubber glove on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    You wanna know how people masturbate? This is disturbing. I don't care how other people do this. I do it myself, and consider it to be a very private thing.

    why have you brought up a really old thread?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Floyd: Please don't bump old threads :).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Floyd: Please don't bump old threads :).

    Crispy did it first.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Traffic cone and Tesco value lard does the trick ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.jackinworld.com
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Crispy did it first.

    actually, it was stargalaxy that bumped this thread up again.

    edited to add: stargalaxy has deleted his/her post that bumped this thread back up.

    why do you keep doing that? its just annoying :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Floyd: Please don't bump old threads :).

    I did no such thing. It was at the top of the page, I thought it was new and I posted in it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to use my fingers but since getting a rabbit i've never looked back....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    I used to use my fingers but since getting a rabbit i've never looked back....

    You must get through a lot of batteries :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wish i was a girl so i could buy a rampant rabbit, that would kick ass
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    relevant to the thread however, i just close my eyes and think about sum1 i know generally, or flash back to previous experiences.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Start on the clit, then alternate between rubbing and penetration had always worked for me. Never used a vibrator, but I wouldn't mind trying!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    You must get through a lot of batteries :D
    YES! I buy 2 packs of 6 a month :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wouldnt Rechargables work better and be cheaper? ¬_¬
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