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Creative Writing essays should NOT be done the night before

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil Laura
    How do you ever get anything done? :(

    i suppose he should just be glad HE doesnt have breasts....unless he has...and in that case, im very sorry
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by leese
    i suppose he should just be glad HE doesnt have breasts....unless he has...and in that case, im very sorry

    ive lost almost 2 stone since i started uni, just so i dont get completely distracted, y'know
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    Tell me about it! im usually the only guy in my class of about 20 lasses, and theyre all fit :(

    its like, youve got thirty-eight breasts to stare at, but you know your going to get nothing done if you do :(

    Its like, Catch Twenty Boob

    20 lasses and thirty-eight breasts?

    :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    ive lost almost 2 stone since i started uni, just so i dont get completely distracted, y'know

    that's a lot of booby fat, you could have given it to me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil Laura
    20 lasses and thirty-eight breasts?

    :chin:

    :lol:

    2 of them only have one each.

    poor bastards.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil Laura
    20 lasses and thirty-eight breasts?

    :chin:

    one of them is flat chested, so technically she doesnt count as a person
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by leese
    that's a lot of booby fat, you could have given it to me

    that would be nice to see :):D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    one of them is flat chested, so technically she doesnt count as a person

    Now that's just a little harsh Liam :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil Laura
    Now that's just a little harsh Liam :(

    youve got huoge boobs so youve got nothing to worry about :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    youve got huoge boobs so youve got nothing to worry about :p

    How rewd ;(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    one of them is flat chested, so technically she doesnt count as a person

    deary me,

    boys!!:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by leese
    deary me,

    boys!!:rolleyes:

    hey i'm only marginally worse than Jeff Murdoch :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackout
    hey i'm only marginally worse than Jeff Murdoch :p

    Jeff rocks!!

    "compared to you, masturbation is in its infancy"

    'I've got the key to the gates of paradise but I've got too many legs'
    'M
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by leese
    Jeff rocks!!

    amen :)

    "Julia was a lioness, roaming the plains of the african desert... and Joe... Joe was a lion from a rival pride, and he was trying to steal Julia away........ and i was an otter....."

    \o/ teh Jeff
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you might be interested in this quote site

    http://www.richardcoyle.freeola.com/JEFF%20PLUS/jeffquotes.html

    no actually

    GET ON WITH YOUR WORK!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jeff: "I had this really weird dream about Julia just last night"
    Jane: Well dreams are very important Jeffrey.
    Jeff: "We were roaming the African plains together, wild and free. She was a lioness leaping from tree to tree and biting gazelles. And Joe was a lion form a rival pride and he was trying to steal her away from me. And I was an otter. Which made things quite difficult in the combat zone. Anyway, Joe and Julia ran off together and I tried to chase after them but it was really hard cos there were no rivers running that way. The African plains are really under rivered pursuit-wise and then just as I was about to catch up with them by this unexpected, marina...there was this terrible roar, my mother sprung from the undergrowth, scooped me up in her jaws and carried me back to the pride.
    Jane: So your mother was a lion too?
    Jeff: "No."

    heh :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes, now get on with your work!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Stumbling across the cobbles and almost scuffing her Nike Jordans'

    this line is very powerful. it scared me.

    for added effect add the number 3 at the end of jordan
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    'Stumbling across the cobbles and almost scuffing her Nike Jordans'

    this line is very powerful. it scared me.

    for added effect add the number 3 at the end of jordan

    youve lost me...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if i had these and scuffed them i would kill myself.

    image.www.rakuten.co.jp/essense/img1025454389.jpeg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao ah :)

    ok i'm gonna be really pretentious and post some poetry inna sec :) its the one i handed in this morning :)
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