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    ClaireBearClaireBear Deactivated Posts: 467 Listening Ear
    gr8fcuk - what kermit was trying to say is that we don't really like people to use text talk on the boards because it makes it hard for people to search for things they're looking for (also there's no word limit so there's no need for it).

    kermit - could you try just explaining the above rather than having a go in future? Newbie does not necessarily equal troll.

    CB
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Clairebear - that is fair enough, i've just got a bad txting habit (you should see the amount of money i put in my phone) but i'm trying..... :)

    But theres just no need 2 be so rude about it is there????
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hallo, i haben Sie a klein wurst in meinem hosen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Hallo, i haben Sie a klein wurst in meinem hosen.


    yey i can understand that, and i havent studied german for...2years!

    im wierd neway!

    love kandyx x
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by ClaireBear
    kermit - could you try just explaining the above rather than having a go in future? Newbie does not necessarily equal troll.

    CB

    sorry claire but you made me laugh lots with that. maybe imjust bored :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ??????? Im confused........ wot exactly made u laugh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    it isnt lying to him though Mrs Tact.
    OK so you wouldnt be interested in him, who cares? A lot of girls wouldnt be so shallow, although admittedly some would.

    Yeah, don't assume too much there. :rolleyes:
    Where did I say I wouldn't be interested in him? Read next time, ta. All I said was oral doesn't compare to sex. Wooow.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yey i can understand that, and i havent studied german for...2years!

    Maybe you don't study that hard? Give it to your teacher to read out or somethign.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no i understand fully what it means! and i dont go 2 skool anymore so i cant show the teacher! neway xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry I thought you were being sarcastic Kandy. I thought I'd see if I could try and still write in German... which I can't really. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kandy couldn't be sarcastic if it slapped her in the face lol :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .......... you are just soooo mean :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehehehehehehe u no am only kidding..................
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by gr8fcuk
    The name doesnt mean anything i just saw it on a fcuk t-shirt and liked it, i dont think every1s names are meant 2 reflect on them!! I'll use txt language if i want..... i like using it!!!


    I said nothing about how your name is written, I was just pointing out the irony that you advertise yourself as a "Great Fuck" then make a thread saying you have a small cock. :)


    Sorry to confuse you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ClaireBear
    kermit - could you try just explaining the above rather than having a go in future? Newbie does not necessarily equal troll.

    I could, but I get fed up of having to do it all the time- especially when the troll has stated that he will use txt spk if he feels like it. He obviously knows he's not supposed to.

    Newbie doesn't necessarily equal troll, but have you seen these two? It seems to me like the troll has a split-personality...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there is a large number of girls out therethat can't fit even an average sized cock, so they can't have sex
    it could be an advantage depending on what girl you get with? :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Hallo, i haben Sie a klein wurst in meinem hosen.

    hahaha, sorry, but since I'm with the minority of germans around these boards I just have to comment on that:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    no offense!
    I'm glad noone complains about my english around here so I don't wanna bitch about your german.
    good effort after all! (even though "i" just isn't a word... sorry... just made me laugh :D )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi im bk :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi gr8fcuk! Your right you do have a small dick. Kandy told me all about your night of passion!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanx very much!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh yeah, that note hehehe sorry mark the secrets out


    hahahahaha only joking ;)

    love kandy x
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stop talking to yourself little child.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they are the new braintree group!!!!! Dear god help us all!!!

    Also...is you name james?? or jim bob? If so HAHA!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know something that will make u feel better!

    Think about it this way your dick aint huge+a much larger percentage is gona b able2fit into a girls mouth...ur gona have great oral sex-deep throat will way more easy resulting in a lot of pleasure for you ;)
    You may be smaller than other guys but you will stil have the same amount of nerves etc+will experience the same levels of pleasure:naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by freak
    I know something that will make u feel better!

    Think about it this way your dick aint huge+a much larger percentage is gona b able2fit into a girls mouth...ur gona have great oral sex-deep throat will way more easy resulting in a lot of pleasure for you ;)
    You may be smaller than other guys but you will stil have the same amount of nerves etc+will experience the same levels of pleasure:naughty:


    That’s positive thinking for ya
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    they are the new braintree group!!!!! Dear god help us all!!!

    Oh. Bugger.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    Indeed.
    But these lot are even more moronic.

    Who cares if you have small cock? I'm sure she ( or he as the case may be) won't care. Nothing you can do about it so you needn't worry about it. Unless you are fat. In that case you could lose weight and you could then account the bit of your cock that is covered up.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Zella
    Also...is you name james?? or jim bob? If so HAHA!

    My names James and I don't have a small penis :(


    Originally posted by Aspartame
    In the spirit of this thread, my friend was looking at the Currys website last night, and it's got a section for "small appliances". *sigh*

    :lol:. Your so easily amused Mr Andy!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My, my, you guys are all being so helpful, aren't you? We do have a helpful q and a from askTheSite that you may like to read for reassurance.

    http://www.thesite.org/youthnet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=405&a=10237

    :)
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by Zella
    they are the new braintree group!!!!! Dear god help us all!!!

    Also...is you name james?? or jim bob? If so HAHA!

    hmmm ... not all scots are like this. honest. its just a select, erm, chosen few.
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