sex question.

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mods ...please don't move it to the sex forum as i don't go there ...so won't be able to see any answers i get.
i have a very strange son in law who at the moment is being investigated for downloading child porn. he is seriously weired.
tonight someone called unexpectedly at his house and peered through the letter box to see him naked and drunk and masturbating.
when they finaly got in through the back door they went in the living room ...he was totaly oblivious to anyone being there ...there was a porn movie on ...
why did he have a large ball of string and a bucket of water in the middle of the lounge?
seriously ...i can't get my head round it. what was he doing?

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cant remember what it's called but maybe it was that thing that michael hutchence died of. some blokes when they wank off they tie a noose around their neck and go into a state of euphoria which probably heightens the pleasure.
perhaps the bucket of water was there to simulate drowning which may also have the same effect.

if not.. i'm sure wobble will know.

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Originally posted by Zella

call me old fashioned but what is it i don't know? i just cant get my head round it. what the fuck can a man do with a ball of string and a bucket of water!

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Originally posted by lipsy
cant remember what it's called but maybe it was that thing that michael hutchence died of. some blokes when they wank off they tie a noose around their neck and go into a state of euphoria which probably heightens the pleasure.
perhaps the bucket of water was there to simulate drowning which may also have the same effect.

if not.. i'm sure wobble will know.

the string wasn't strong enough to hang himself ...unfortunately. but that sort of thing did cross my mind. so maybe trying to drown himself? wish i'd got there i'd have held his head under water till he was dead ...then quietly left.

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Hmmm thats weird, all i can think of is that the water could be used as some kind of lube or sommat n erm.....the string to go around his cock or sommat

just some mere stupid suggestions which may help :rolleyes:

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its called something like auto erotic asphixiation i think lipsy.
some people like try and hold their breath as long as possible during orgasm etc then have a lemon in their mouth so that when they begin to suffocate or what not the weight of their head makes them bite the lemon and wake up or summit

the strange things you learn on tv aye?

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Its what Michael Hutchence died of.

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Originally posted by BlackArab
Its what Michael Hutchence died of.

what did he dies of?

Sorry for been thick.... im tired

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He died of the auto erotic asphixiation thingy.

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Originally posted by MoonShiner
He died of the auto erotic asphixiation thingy.

:eek2: :eek:

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Originally posted by _Hermione_
:eek2: :eek:

Read the whole post, you moo. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by the doc horatio
Read the whole post, you moo. :rolleyes:

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Rolly sorry to hear you have a complete fruitcake in the family!

Its alright to be a bit strange but all that is just taking the piss, i think he needs help..

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Originally posted by the doc horatio
Read the whole post, you moo. :rolleyes:

i have done!! but i dont understand what the guy did...sorry....

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Originally posted by _Hermione_
i have done!! but i dont understand what the guy did...sorry....

he put a nosse around his neck whilst wanking off. this blocked the airways and heightended the pleasure, probably a euphoric feeling. problem was, the guy went too far and ended up dying.

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Then a few years later his wife paula yates OD`d on heroin so the kids was orphans, now they live with bob geldof

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Originally posted by Digital-Emotion
Then a few years later his wife paula yates OD`d on heroin so the kids was orphans, now they live with bob geldof

and they have stupid names

poor kids

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Thank you!!

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Originally posted by lipsy
and they have stupid names

poor kids

just looked the names up they are.....

Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie

:eek2:

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Originally posted by Digital-Emotion
just looked the names up they are.....

Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie

:eek2:

So she was stoned at the Christenings as well then?

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Originally posted by the doc horatio
So she was stoned at the Christenings as well then?

That or she just wanted to give the kids a lifetime of punishment by naming em that!

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thanx ...so he may well have been semi drowning himself then and maybe the string was for choking himself.
theres a queue of people waiting to assist him.
thanks though ...it realy was a serious question.

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im not going to pretend that i get the child porn thing, and i think its terrible and disgraceful, but at the same time, one of my best friends (since, pretty much when i was still in a push chair) her dad was arrested for having child porn on his computer. And i still love him to pieces. It doesnt make me see him as a bad person, i dont know. I dont know if what drives people sexually makes them a bad person. But then, youve never been happy with your son in law by the sounds of things. And if he gets off with string and water then each to his own. Just makes him a git of a husband.

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Originally posted by lil_minx
im not going to pretend that i get the child porn thing, and i think its terrible and disgraceful, but at the same time, one of my best friends (since, pretty much when i was still in a push chair) her dad was arrested for having child porn on his computer. And i still love him to pieces. It doesnt make me see him as a bad person, i dont know. I dont know if what drives people sexually makes them a bad person. But then, youve never been happy with your son in law by the sounds of things. And if he gets off with string and water then each to his own. Just makes him a git of a husband.

minx ...if he wants to shag a ball of string thats fine by me and none of my business. the problem is him ...he has no freinds ...never has had. his drunkeness ...his violence ...his fucking bone idleness and a big long lkist of other stuff makes him a very hated person. what the fuck my daughter sees in him is beyond evryones understanding. when she lefthim great ...he talked her back ...sad. the marriage was three months old when he was discovered advertising himself on the internet for casual sex ...males females ...any age ...any placeany time.
my youngest daughter is the only naieve one in the whole family. she is being used and abused. if he hurts her again ...my alibi will be fool proof.

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Have you got a grand daughter or son through your daughter and this wierdo?

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sounds v.wierd to me, well i think it does to everyone, but yeah
*goes back into own world*

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Originally posted by lil_minx
I dont know if what drives people sexually makes them a bad person.

That's true enough - but when you start to act on these cravings and download that kind of material (which is the direct result of extreme child abuse) you are condoning the child abuse - which is evil.

I'm not saying it's normal to fantasize about little children but at the same time I'm not saying that it necissarily makes you evil if you do. What makes if you evil is acting on it. (i just kinda said the same thing twice)

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Originally posted by Shogun
Have you got a grand daughter or son through your daughter and this wierdo?

he was one last week and is a real gem. i have four grandsons and this one is the brightest one year old i ever saw. he takes no part in this little guys life at all. my daughter does everything ...even the earning. fortunately for her i'm her boss and make sure she earns good money. she brings the little one with her wich is a bonus for me and emily.
she should be here now but cos of the uncertainty of the weather ...i was snowed in the other day ...mum took her home last night ...it was my wife and daughter who caught him out. he was that pissed he was oblivious to them knocking on the door and looking through the letter box.
when they went in the back way he gave my wife a lot of verbal. something he wouldn't dare do with me.
today i have had a phone call from ruth asking me not to loose the plot. i'm biding my time but one more bruise on her and he's meat. simple as that.

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this guy isn't good enough for your daughter mr. roll

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*Listen to Ruth*

You lose the plot and she gets it in the neck of him, its ok whilst your there cos he wouldnt touch her but wen she is on her own thats when the shit will start.

He's a right wierdo, the sooner Ruth see's that the better !!!