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Riskiest place....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
you've ever masturbated.
when i was staying in my friends house, me, him and his mom we're sitting in the living room watching T.V, i was on the couch with a blanket so i decided to go at it, i was all slow and looking around me but it was a laugh
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I remember being locked out of my house once and we lived near a football pitch, I went over to the hedges by it initially for a piss but found myself tossing one off. No match going on - But the groundskeeper was rumaging around.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On 28-hour flight from London to Sydney (Australia). I think everyone else was asleep :D

    They were showing a film with some greased up blonde bird and I just couldn't control myself 14 hrs in....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was a few months ago... My parents bought me this vibrating chair :naughty: cuz I was complaining about back pain. And this one day I was extremely horny all day and I was planning to masterbate in that chair when I came home. I got home around 8pm that night and started getting busy in the chair. Little did i know that my stepdad was showing his boss around our house. When they came into the room that I was in, (i wasnt facing them btw) and my stepdad was like "We heard screaming in this room, is everything ok Michelle?" :blush: I fumbled for words a bit but gracefully replied back "I thought I saw a mouse run across the floor, but Im fine now." no one every talked about that day again but Im pretty sure everyone knew what I was doing. :blush: with my blanket over me and something making this buzzing sound(vibrator). now im a little more careful about where I get off. :lol:





    :chin: Now that I think about it....that would have sucked if my stepdad would have introduced us and his boss tried to shake my hand. :lol: OH BOY!!! :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmmmm, mine would have to b in a packed cinema. me+my b/f got abit horny during the film+so had to give each other some relief. i dont think the people 2 seats away noticed......too much ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by spongebobsgirl
    mmmmm, mine would have to b in a packed cinema. me+my b/f got abit horny during the film+so had to give each other some relief. i dont think the people 2 seats away noticed......too much ;)
    Have done that too :blush:

    Underworld was a really crappy film, we were bored...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by spongebobsgirl
    mmmmm, mine would have to b in a packed cinema. me+my b/f got abit horny during the film+so had to give each other some relief. i dont think the people 2 seats away noticed......too much ;)

    Oooh, I done that. Well, my ex did to me anyways, buuuuuuuuut I forget what film it was..Monsters Inc I think. ;\
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Riskiest place....
    Originally posted by turlough
    you've ever masturbated.
    when i was staying in my friends house, me, him and his mom we're sitting in the living room watching T.V, i was on the couch with a blanket so i decided to go at it, i was all slow and looking around me but it was a laugh

    Lol - did they not hear you cum and what did you do with the messy stuff? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mine was in my sleeping bag at the Glastonbury Festival - in the open! Loads of people were passing by but noone seemd to guess .... :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh yeah my boyfriend did that to my in the cinema the other night, wasn't busy so was ok :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cinema...watching jungle book 2...
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite
    cinema...watching jungle book 2...

    A bit like Animal Farm was it? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    forget what film it was..Monsters Inc I think. ;\

    :lol:

    Oh, the irony.

    As for me, the riskiest it gets is my bed. Boring, I know.

    I was watching this programme the other day, forgotten what it was but it was an American hidden camera thing. This blonde, big boobs lady was in a surf shop trying on bikini's. She was asking these men what they thought. She invited this one man into her cubicle and she disappeared off to find something else and he stood there wanking :lol: . It really did make me laugh. Another man smelt another bikini bottom..around the crotch area.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by spongebobsgirl
    mmmmm, mine would have to b in a packed cinema. me+my b/f got abit horny during the film+so had to give each other some relief. i dont think the people 2 seats away noticed......too much ;)

    *has also done that* was in LOTR:ROTK...

    then there was a couple of times on the train when ive been with my bloke and we've got a tad horny...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    A bit like Animal Farm was it? :p

    hmmm....no comment, trust you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1. While staying at a mates house, the other 2 were in the bed (2 guys 1 straight <apparantly> and 1 gay) and were um up to their own business. We had been watching porn so i had one discretely under the duvet on the mattress i was sleeping on.

    2. Walking home from somewhere or another and stopped to take a piss behind some bushes. Ended up having a wank for some reaosn.....how rare.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    At a mixed party/sleepover. We were watching American Pie 2 and something got me going. So I told my friend's that I must have eaten something dodgy earlier in the day and went into the en suite bathroom and had a tug.

    I was sat against the door, and there was someone else on the other side, watching the film. They kept on asking how I was so I played up to it and started groaning and telling them they should definitely not come in because it really smelled. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    We were watching American Pie 2 and something got me going.

    THE LESBIANS :o
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite
    hmmm....no comment, trust you :p

    Couldn't help myself! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    THE LESBIANS :o

    :yes: what else? unles it was when he slapped the other guys arse?! ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    :yes: what else? unles it was when he slapped the other guys arse?! ;):p

    Ohh I forgot about that ;O
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    unles it was when he slapped the other guys arse?! ;):p

    :yeees: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BritJames
    You'd never catch me doing anything like that :p

    :rolleyes:

    Need I say more. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BritJames
    You complete perv.

    You'd never catch me doing anything like that :p

    hey it was dark and discreet and everything.

    It seems a number of people have outside:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Riskiest place masturbated in...
    That'd be in the back garden one hot Summer's night, around the break of dawn. It was hot, I couldn't sleep, I was horny. I was wandering around naked to keep cool, decided it was too warm inside, so popped outside to a part of the garden that nobody could hopefully see. It was great. Feeling the cold flagstones on the soles of my feet, and the cool air making my hair stand on end, and my nipples go as hard as bullets. I enjoyed that one! :naughty:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My ex-boyfriend did it for me while we were in a moving minibus full of our friends... worst bit was that he chatted away to one of them for a while in the middle!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    :lol:

    Oh, the irony.

    As for me, the riskiest it gets is my bed. Boring, I know.

    I was watching this programme the other day, forgotten what it was but it was an American hidden camera thing. This blonde, big boobs lady was in a surf shop trying on bikini's. She was asking these men what they thought. She invited this one man into her cubicle and she disappeared off to find something else and he stood there wanking :lol: . It really did make me laugh. Another man smelt another bikini bottom..around the crotch area.

    i watched that lol me and my mate woz like ewwww! esp when he smelt the kecks! :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    :lol:

    Oh, the irony.

    As for me, the riskiest it gets is my bed. Boring, I know.

    I was watching this programme the other day, forgotten what it was but it was an American hidden camera thing. This blonde, big boobs lady was in a surf shop trying on bikini's. She was asking these men what they thought. She invited this one man into her cubicle and she disappeared off to find something else and he stood there wanking :lol: . It really did make me laugh. Another man smelt another bikini bottom..around the crotch area.

    Yes i seen that show it was on Tarrant on TV! LOL not quite caught with ya pants down but it was nearly :lol: Must admit that blonde was nice lookin and the bikini's did compliment her body :naughty: but i'm not saying i would have done what that guy did!! :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh i forget to mention the most riskiest place me and my gf have 'done stuff' is in her lounge at her old house with her 16 year old bro in the room just about falling sleep, mind you it was about 1:30am! Anyway she started to toss me off and then in the end took me to her downstairs bathroom where she finished the job off orally:naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ive done a few great ones with ex gf's and girls-
    Prefer someone else to it even if my hand fits it like a glove!

    Mastubated each other in the cinema a few times- with one or two different girls. under jackets and that! Just get so carried away at times. People beside us had to of known!
    In a packed street waiting for a bus- jacket and bag over the areas, packed walkway in city centre sitting down- with us taking turns facing away.
    Big sleepover with about 20/30 people in sleeping bags around us- zipped the two sleeping bags together. needless to say they almost literally got stuck together at the end. the ist goes on!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have any of you cinema-goers even done that popcorn thing? I've only seen it in gross-out films but it seems like a funny idea.
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