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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well thats miles from me! what do you study?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A level computing, business, accounts. GCSE maths and english retakes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im doing a maths retake and a level accounts cos i got a bad teacher in maths, I cant be bothered to tell u all about what he did and english I just hated the lesson.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    u sound a cool guy who wanks and does drugs, so whats strange? just you have honesty, that which many people lack!! I like to hear of bad teacher stories cos it makes me even more eager to be a better one than i already am! (lecturer sort of thing!)
    I think after the bad start of me fucking around we came to have a great forum discussion and hope i'll carry on in the future! Keep it cool mate!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bye the way, Harry, I 'd be real grateful if u could look back over the forum and answer all of the loadsa questions I have asked u if u would please? in your own time if u're busy!
    Thanks again!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teacher story coming up.

    Mr. C****l. maths teaher (bastard)

    i sat on the front table at the far side of the room with one mate, a computer nerd (god the shit I went through) and spoke to him all the time. Mr Fuckwit always told me to shut up every 5 seconds. On the other side on the front table sat 4 flirty girls (sluts) and his gayness chatted to them all lesson long, lauging and joking about rumours of teacher relationships. He was laughing while i was wispering, he told me to shut up, I told him to fuck himself. He called my mum immediatly and this spared outrage with my mates when i got out (it was last lesson). On the way out I got a brick from the school wall and pitched it through his car window, slashed the seats and came bounding into lesson the next day in street clothes and told him to fuck miss thompson, which he does. He told me I was gonna work and I told he was gonna get his car nicked again if he didn't fuck off with his shit. I had a full go about the sluts and he shouted at me. I walked out and my parents went nuts and we came to the meeting together to sort it out and I used the F word no less that 70 times. I got my mum on my side when she saw what a dickhead he was. (im sorry son, I should have listened to you all along). Back in lesson 3 weeks later. He kept talking to them so I went over and sat down in an absent sluts place and started to talk to him. He told me to go and sit back with nerdy boy, I told him to go back to his mothers **** . He withdrew. i got his addy and trashed his car one more time at his house and someone else got the blame for it. some bud had been nicking cars down the road for ages. I managed a D through extra suppost and I am still making plans for Mr fuckups car.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you might want to go over the entire history of the drugs board, plenty of research to be done and its where i thrive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by arnesh:
    So wher eexactely do you live, roughly?

    You sound like a perv to me, looking for youngsters or getting off on the stuff they tell you. Other users - DON'T give this person ANY personal details.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not a pervert!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RedEd:
    You sound like a perv to me, looking for youngsters or getting off on the stuff they tell you. Other users - DON'T give this person ANY personal details.

    That had occured to me too Ed.

    J9

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok, something weird is going on here.

    Arnesh:
    1. Uses complicated long posts that I don't understand half the time
    2. Asks in detail about peoples wanking techniques.
    3. And I'm sorry but 'we should meet' is sick.

    I agree with Red and J9.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm having a laugh, I'm a 20 year old woman who is a finalist at university really! I think arnesh is quite a sectionable freak too na dhe is my own creation! its good to see the world is still sensible i was getting worried that everyone was telling me the truth for a while! but i learned a few things about people in general so it was an education...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dirty_harry - arnesh (a match made in heaven)..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by peatee:
    dirty_harry - arnesh (a match made in heaven)..

    Lol, I was beginning to wonder if Harry was just messing about. lol

    J9

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dunno...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Damn u lot r fucking weird.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by arnesh:
    i'm having a laugh, I'm a 20 year old woman who is a finalist at university really! I think arnesh is quite a sectionable freak too na dhe is my own creation! its good to see the world is still sensible i was getting worried that everyone was telling me the truth for a while! but i learned a few things about people in general so it was an education...

    So that makes it OK? No, it just makes you even more of a twat. Why not take your 'incredibly mature and well developed sense of humour' elsewhere?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i agree with reded. watch out for this guy, i think hes bad news

    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well allyou sad gits who can't take a joke, then why do you answer the ridiculously perverted questions posted on this site, and as for dirty_harry, well he felt obliged to tell me far more than i really wanted to know...!
    IE. get a life you sad fucks!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If your male your a pervert and if ur female you're a dirty whore and if I see you Im gonna embed my forehead in your nasal cavity you pathetic little slut.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by arnesh:
    well allyou sad gits who can't take a joke, then why do you answer the ridiculously perverted questions posted on this site

    It's an advice board, not a joke board. We can all take a joke - you just aren't funny.
    And if you think asking questions about sex is ridiculously perverted, it says more about you that it says about us. Oooh! Ed said SEX!!!!! how disgusting!!!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shall we calm down a little?

    J9
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm sorry j9 i don't feel calm about this one. this kind of immature behaviour really annoys me. these boards are an area for people to share serious problems in their lives and to get some advice from others. we take other peoples problems seriously (unless we're all having a laugh like the party post)and theres no room for these pathetic individuals taking the p***. arnesh - if you don't have anything valid to say then leave.
    smiles and love to the rest of you


    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my choice of forum does show my immaturity, and is not reaslly a reflection of who I am and given I am a finalist at university I should perhaps have behaved better. In my defence I can only say that I respect the advice given my the likes of harry (who had lots to say to me the other day on this subject) and I recognise the contributions of the others too! I fully respect and take on board the opinions given here and would very much like to begin over again on this forum board stuff, I saw it as a great concept (that was on my own reading list for a module I do at University about issues in schools!) and should not have joked about by opening a sad discussion that is quite close to the edge as I did here, I would therefore ask that the discussion people be asked if they want ot take this particular forum forward, or else it be closed. Afetr whick I and everyone else can carry on, and forget about my idiotic comments here! I also opologise to those who took my sad fucks comment personally. AND may I add that I am not trying to pick someone up on this site, I am not inetersted in a relationship or anything of the sort, I have my friends around me who are great and that suits me fine! Thanks for allowing me to say what I have here!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Like J9 said, change your name and start again.

    And try and make sensible comments, don't piss off the regulars, etc.

    Good luck <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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