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Daft half hour

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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There was a lad called Brian...........




Come on help me out, add lines to the limerick :D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Daft half hour
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    There was a lad called Brian...........




    who's dick was hard as iron ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Daft half hour
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    who's dick was hard as iron ...

    lmao i like that :lol::lol:

    so now we have :
    There was a lad called Brian
    whos dick was hard as iron




    sorry Bri :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When it flopped, he had it chopped, and ran out the place cry-an.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    When it flopped, he had it chopped, and ran out the place cry-an.


    lmfao :lol::lol:

    so the end result is :

    There was a lad called Brian
    Whos dick was hard as iron
    When it flopped
    he had it chopped
    and ran out the place cry-an


    Fooking brilliant :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    Fooking brilliant :lol::lol:
    I do try :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    I do try :p

    oh yes, your very trying :p



    There was a lass called sexpot

    (your turn now) :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    :nervous:

    so you liked it :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    oh yes, your very trying :p



    There was a lass called sexpot

    (your turn now) :D

    Who came in and stole my X-BOX
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
    Who came in and stole my X-BOX

    lol i like this, i dooo :lol:

    there was a lass called sexpot
    who came in and stole my X-BOX

    oh dear. i cant think :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
    Who came in and stole my X-BOX

    Did you ever shove that control pad up your ass?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    lmfao :lol::lol:

    so the end result is :

    There was a lad called Brian
    Whos dick was hard as iron
    When it flopped
    he had it chopped
    and ran out the place cry-an


    Fooking brilliant :lol::lol:


    heh heh choice
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    Did you ever shove that control pad up your ass?
    No, but z0ma did, and he said it's now one of is favoutite anal-relatedd past timse
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao :lol::lol:

    Poor old risey was in a strop


    hehehe carry on
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there was a lass called sexpot
    who came in and stole my X-BOX
    Did you ever shove that control pad up your ass?
    No, but z0ma did, and he said it's now one of is favoutite anal-relatedd past timse

    lol you lot are as daft as me :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Excuuuuuse meeeee :yeees: :p

    Craig I did no such thing :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was an old tart: Miss Boo,
    And yes, the rumours are true,
    She lures men to her bed,
    And she does give good head,
    But secretly, she has blue poo.


    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    there was a lass called sexpot
    who came in and stole my X-BOX
    Did you ever shove that control pad up your ass?
    No, but z0ma did, and he said it's now one of is favoutite anal-relatedd past timse

    lol you lot are as daft as me :D
    there was a lass called sexpot
    who came and stole my x-box.
    i thought she'd come for a kiss and a squeeze
    and i could have hit her g-spot!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    There was an old tart: Miss Boo,
    And yes, the rumours are true,
    She lures men to her bed,
    And she does give good head,
    But secretly, she has blue poo.


    :p

    lmfao :lol:
    f'kin ell, you got me to a tee :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    lmfao :lol:
    f'kin ell, you got me to a tee :lol::lol:
    Aye ;)
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