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There was a lad called Brian...........
Come on help me out, add lines to the limerick
Come on help me out, add lines to the limerick
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who's dick was hard as iron ...
lmao i like that
so now we have :
There was a lad called Brian
whos dick was hard as iron
sorry Bri
lmfao
so the end result is :
There was a lad called Brian
Whos dick was hard as iron
When it flopped
he had it chopped
and ran out the place cry-an
Fooking brilliant
oh yes, your very trying
There was a lass called sexpot
(your turn now)
so you liked it
Who came in and stole my X-BOX
lol i like this, i dooo
there was a lass called sexpot
who came in and stole my X-BOX
oh dear. i cant think
Did you ever shove that control pad up your ass?
heh heh choice
Poor old risey was in a strop
hehehe carry on
who came in and stole my X-BOX
Did you ever shove that control pad up your ass?
No, but z0ma did, and he said it's now one of is favoutite anal-relatedd past timse
lol you lot are as daft as me
Craig I did no such thing
And yes, the rumours are true,
She lures men to her bed,
And she does give good head,
But secretly, she has blue poo.
who came and stole my x-box.
i thought she'd come for a kiss and a squeeze
and i could have hit her g-spot!
lmfao
f'kin ell, you got me to a tee