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Two Year Men Degree
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TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.
That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree
(Male Arts).
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a thought for all the women out there.
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!
and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.
That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree
(Male Arts).
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a thought for all the women out there.
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!
and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.
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Are you sure?
oh
I know it seems that i dont from some of the things ive put up, im lovely really :angel: but i got sent them n couldnt resist passing them on...
Ye i know quite a few people who need to go on that course!!
:rolleyes: u would think that!
I'm thinking.....400 years maybe?:rolleyes:
How refreshing :rolleyes:
oh please, take a joke! us women put up with it all the time!
what? being jokes?
no, we put up with men.
i'm refusing to get into a tit for tat battle of the sexes arguement. you see, us males can be very mature :chin: :thumb:
really?
yeah, we just choose not to sometimes. playing on the spinny things in the park can be soooo much fun!
ahhh, well i'd love to stay and chat.. but im off to the gym
also ironic with your thread saying how bad it was that people are sexist?
After all you have to remember women get blamed for humankind's downfall (adam and eve), when REALLY the serpent was at fault, and the serpent was male!!
actually.
the point of my thread was not saying it was bad that people are sexist... know it all.
it was moaning about blokes say they arent sexist when they are. i did moan about treating men and women differenlty however, which i have never done and wil never do because that is discrimination.
and by me thinking that was funny does not make me sexist, and i have also said today that i am guilty of being prejudiced & while i never descriminaate and never treat a person differently because of sex/age etc i do make (often false) judgements about them based on those things.
Well if you are never prejudied then good for you, there should be more people like that in the world because its very hard to find people who are never guilty of being prejudiced, ie making a judgement about somebody based on class/age/sex/job etc before knowing them.
And i dont consider saying 'know it all' to be insulting somebody. I just thought if you are going to post something and tell me what i have apparantly said, you should get your facts straight first, otherwise your argument is pointless.
no, your original post was about how ironic it was that i found it funny considering i had made a post saying how bad sexism was.
which i never did.
and it might have been unnessessary, but this board is full of unnessesary crap/rants/and thoughts so theres nothing new there.