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Monday Morning Giggle

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Little Johnny at it (again!)

Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development."

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.

Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room."

Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."

Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."

Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes Suzie!"

Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."

Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Suzie!"

At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:
"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home."

Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."

As all the young ladies get up and proceed to leave, Little Johnny
says, "Hey relax whores, it hasn't opened yet!"

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahahaaa!! :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    That cheered me up this morning
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe, that was quite funny :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :thumb: :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe i like it


    i was thinking bout making a remark bout vv in it but im to scared to
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    hehe i like it


    i was thinking bout making a remark bout vv in it but im to scared to
    say what you want, come right out with it. I can take whatever you have:p
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    say what you want, come right out with it. I can take whatever you have:p

    I think he wants your pussy tbh :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    I think he wants your pussy tbh :p

    no no no you got it all wrong. i dont want her pussy i want all of her.
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    no no no you got it all wrong. i dont want her pussy i want all of her.

    same thing!

    Good luck! your gonna need it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    I think he wants your pussy tbh :p

    Didn't even know V had a cat. :p;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BritJames
    Big and fluffy, lol

    Although very well groomed and flea-less

    Ohhh i like blad pussys:( oh well i'd still stroke it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    no no no you got it all wrong. i dont want her pussy i want all of her.
    trust me, you wouldnt want all of me!
    Originally posted by JsT
    same thing!

    Good luck! your gonna need it
    wonder what he wants with it :confused:
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    Didn't even know V had a cat. :p;)
    neither did I :confused: im allergic to them
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BritJames
    Big and fluffy, lol

    Although very well groomed and flea-less

    and how would you know James :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    im allergic to them

    Snap!!

    I'm more a canine guy anyway. :)
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    Ohhh i like blad pussys:( oh well i'd still stroke it

    You'd bang Vicky's cat?

    Sick.
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Originally posted by VinylVicky

    wonder what he wants with it :confused:


    He wants to stick his penis in it :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soz for the earlyer mistake i dont wanna bang vickys cat but i wanna bang her:)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    He wants to stick his penis in it :p
    In my cat! this thread is just wrong!!! :shocking:


    ha ha im gonna get a cat and pimp it out! how much you willing to pay Rudey??


    Oh Ninj, i prefer doggies too. Only cos im allergic otherwise id have one prolly. Cats and dogs are soo cute :p:D spesh my 2 :yes:
    Cats me me sneeze, itch and my eyes go red. Kittens give me a lumpy rash too :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BritJames
    I can imagine him being a Jim from American Pie! lol

    Although I really don't want to imagine Rude_Boyz either sexing a pie, nor coming a bit too early

    i have never had premiture ejactulation b4 :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BritJames
    I can imagine him being a Jim from American Pie! lol

    Although I really don't want to imagine Rude_Boyz either sexing a pie, nor coming a bit too early

    So why imagine it then :chin:
    summit your not telling us James? :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Rude_boyz
    i have never had premiture ejactulation b4 :p


    theres a word in that sentance that i dont think was supposed to be there
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    theres a word in that sentance that i dont think was supposed to be there

    soz i ment i never premitrue ejaculated before


    Vv i wouldnt pay nowt to fuck your cat. :|

    can i fuck you though?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    theres a word in that sentance that i dont think was supposed to be there
    :lol:
    Originally posted by BritJames
    You caught me again Vick! what can I say :D lol
    :lol: sorry im giving all your secrets away!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    :lol:
    glad someone got it
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