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Monday Morning Giggle
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Little Johnny at it (again!)
Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development."
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room."
Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."
Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."
Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes Suzie!"
Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."
Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Suzie!"
At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:
"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home."
Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
As all the young ladies get up and proceed to leave, Little Johnny
says, "Hey relax whores, it hasn't opened yet!"
Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development."
At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room."
Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."
Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."
Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes Suzie!"
Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home."
Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Suzie!"
At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:
"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home."
Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
As all the young ladies get up and proceed to leave, Little Johnny
says, "Hey relax whores, it hasn't opened yet!"
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That cheered me up this morning
i was thinking bout making a remark bout vv in it but im to scared to
I think he wants your pussy tbh
no no no you got it all wrong. i dont want her pussy i want all of her.
same thing!
Good luck! your gonna need it
Didn't even know V had a cat.
Ohhh i like blad pussys:( oh well i'd still stroke it
wonder what he wants with it neither did I im allergic to them
and how would you know James :chin:
Snap!!
I'm more a canine guy anyway.
You'd bang Vicky's cat?
Sick.
He wants to stick his penis in it
ha ha im gonna get a cat and pimp it out! how much you willing to pay Rudey??
Oh Ninj, i prefer doggies too. Only cos im allergic otherwise id have one prolly. Cats and dogs are soo cute spesh my 2 :yes:
Cats me me sneeze, itch and my eyes go red. Kittens give me a lumpy rash too
i have never had premiture ejactulation b4
So why imagine it then :chin:
summit your not telling us James?
theres a word in that sentance that i dont think was supposed to be there
soz i ment i never premitrue ejaculated before
Vv i wouldnt pay nowt to fuck your cat.
can i fuck you though?
sorry im giving all your secrets away!