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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by KinkyRed
    Why, is your nose bigger than your nob?

    :p

    Like Steve Martins in Roxanne :p:p:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    *wonders how acceptable that would be the other way round*

    A bloke once asked me if he knew me from somewhere.

    I said, "Yes, I`m the receptionist at the VD clinic."
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your place or mine?
    Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Seven_VII
    my line used to be simply"would u like to buy a chair?" and the girl would say "what?" and then i would just get talking to them!:lol::D:naughty:

    wot would you say after that:no: ,
    simply say can i buy you a drink or do you come here often, the oldies are the best!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some girl once said to me 'so, are you going to kiss me?' I didn't know what else to do so in my scared state... I kissed her. I probably wouldn't have if she'd gone a bit slower.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i may not be the best looking guy in here but im the only one talking to you


    that made me laugh sooooooo much
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my work here is done
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