Cheesey Chat Up Lines

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Whats your most cheesey chat up lines? Whats the worst you have actually used, or been told in a serious attempt to pull or be pulled? And have you ever gone for one, or one worked, if so what was it?

I think the cheesiest one I have is probarbly; " You remind me of a screwdriver ........................ Everytime I touch you, my nuts tighten "

Or

*Sexily wets finger in mouth and then puts it on girls top, then says * - " Oooooh look, your all wet, lets go and get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a chill "

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I had a guy ask me for my parents phone number, i asked why and he said 'i want to call and thank them for bringing someone as sexy as you into this world' :rolleyes: made me gag.

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lmao .....awww poor you

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The crappest one i've heared was "Can i have your number, i've lost mine", :rolleyes:.

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do people actually use chat up lines then? i thought they were just things that people thought up and wrote down for amusements sake.

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I have never really used any.But sometimes if me girlfriends in abit of a mood with me.I say "did it hurt?" she smiles and goes "when?" in her gorgeous face.And i go "when you fell from heaven".Then she loves me.

I also like "nice clothes, tho they would look better on me bedroom floor tomorrow morning!"

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I don't use them. However, the best ever in my opinion. Ladies, prepare yourselves!

Nice shoes.....

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Want to fuck?

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did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

get your coat love you have pulled

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male: you must be tired.
female: why?
male: cause you been running through my mind all day

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'ive lost my teddy can i sleep with you?'

shit as anything!

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my line used to be simply"would u like to buy a chair?" and the girl would say "what?" and then i would just get talking to them!

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Originally posted by Seven_VII
my line used to be simply"would u like to buy a chair?" and the girl would say "what?" and then i would just get talking to them!

what if they actually did want to buy a chair and thought you were some sort of chair salesman, would be laughing on the other side of your face then young man!!:p

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i say 'get your coat youve pulled' when im fucking abouyt with my mates!


a guy came up to me last night and i loved his chat up line he was so stright he just went 'your fit fancy a shag'

i had the old 'ive lost my number can i have yours' last night aswel

see scott(the barman) got me wrapped round his little finger and he didnt use any lines:D

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Is your daddy a thief?
No.
Then how did he steal the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes? :rolleyes:

this ones quite funny:

Kiss me and I'll tell you a secret.
I know your secret - I work at the clinic.

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**barbie** ......

That little white dancey man thing is so cool

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feel a guys shirt and ask 'is this cotton?' wait for a reply and then stroke his crotch area and say 'so this must be felt...'

ahhhh love it

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Would you like to see my chair impression?
Come back to mine and sit on my face!

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Have you got a mirror in your knickers?
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.....'Coz I can see myself in them later
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Originally posted by Xila
I don't use them. However, the best ever in my opinion. Ladies, prepare yourselves!

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Want to fuck?

LOVE IT!!!!! love it loads..... got to use that one next time im trying to pull a sexy lady!

thats best chat up line ever..

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Originally posted by candy
feel a guys shirt and ask 'is this cotton?' wait for a reply and then stroke his crotch area and say 'so this must be felt...'

*wonders how acceptable that would be the other way round*

A bloke once asked me if he knew me from somewhere.

I said, "Yes, I`m the receptionist at the VD clinic."

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i have to say, some of these cheesey chat up lines r actually quite good!

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I'm shocked no one said the really, very old, "You come here often?" line...

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Because that aint just cheesy, its worse than cheese, more like cream or milk.

So have any girls ever gone for a chat up line? I agree with VII, one or two of these lines are pretty funny, and have pulling power as they aren't all too cheesy!

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Nice legs....what time do they open at?

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ooooooooooh i know loads!!!

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i may not be fred flintstone but i sure make the bed rock

my shoes are having a party does ur dress wanna join them?

i may not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you.

Look, I won't beat about your bush, I just want to get something fairly big between us.

Would you like to come back to my place for a bacardi and grope?

What radio station would you like me to switch on in the morning?

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Are you a miner?
No.
Oh, so that's not a pickaxe in your pocket?

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Originally posted by Shogun2002
Nice legs....what time do they open

Nice mouth. When does it shut?

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Originally posted by Zella
Nice mouth. When does it shut?

Just a chat up line...Ive never used it before though

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Where do people use these lines cos most of the places I go are too noisy to hear anyone!!

Although one that worked was "Your label's sticking out" .. which it was!!.. she told me to put it back for her and after that we got chatting.

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I've actually used the terrible 'do you come here often?' line before, completely by mistake! It always seems like a natural, chatty thing to ask - and then as soon as the words come out of my mouth I realise what I've said...

Also I've had 'Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you!' :yuck: :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by NinjaMaster

Come back to mine and sit on my face!

Why, is your nose bigger than your nob?