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How dodgy are you?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
How dodgy are you?

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

:/

Edited to take the # away. :) It should work now... :/
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Upstanding

    How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

    Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £7000
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it says page not found! :crying:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    19 years and a 2k fine for downloadin and masturbating!
    exceeeeeeeeeelent

    i want to work in a prison not live in one
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 96 Potential fine: £2000
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Years in prison: 96

    Quite lucky, then? lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    Quite lucky, then? lol

    Well I got off lightly with the fine, so I'll have earned a nice bit of interest by the time I get out :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Well I got off lightly with the fine, so I'll have earned a nice bit of interest by the time I get out :p

    :lol: Or just leave it to me in your will... ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    it says page not found! :crying:

    Same for me :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    it says page not found! :crying:

    Delete the # from the end of the URL.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Years in prison: 21.5 Potential fine: £2000
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In The Clear

    You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: How dodgy are you?
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    How dodgy are you?

    Edited to take the # away. :) It should work now... :/

    Not for me:confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

    *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: How dodgy are you?
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Not for me:confused:

    Your comp is shit then :p

    http://www.thesite.org/magazine/specials_crime/safety_and_reduction/how_dodgy_are_you.html
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i daren't. i daren't look. i'll be granted imortality and sentenced to serve eternity in hmp strangeworld manchester.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scoundrel
    More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 56.5 Potential fine: £2000

    I will never eat another mince pie on Christmas Day again..lol ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Risky
    Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £2000 :eek: :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: How dodgy are you?

    Still don't work when u do that:S. Nevermind done it now.:crazyeyes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000


    Woo.
    I didn't get "Alright Geezer".
    :mad:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious

    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 8.5 Potential fine: £2500

    :/
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scoundrel
    More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000

    121 Years, fuck me. :crazyeyes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious

    Years - 17 Fine - 0
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dodgy
    Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 27.5 Potential fine: £4500

    *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

    :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Criminal
    How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

    Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scoundrel
    More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 57 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!




    Im not sure.... is this bad? :banghead:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 42 Potential fine: £9500
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious

    Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000 :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scoundrel
    More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison:107!!! Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

    Oh dear........

    :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Risky
    I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Risky
    I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 14.5 Potential fine: £2000
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