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Penis Envy
BillieTheBot
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How is it that we are so obsessed with penis size here... Of course we all know its important, but how come is it that you never see man comparing the tightness/size/smell or any of the other important factors which make for the perfect woman in bed...
I think weve all been perverted by the internet and the pornography that most people will have seen in their times... The image portrayed is that men with great big knobs humiliate these submissive birds often with no great amount of sexual attractiveness... Is that how it is in real life?
Well, depends where you look i guess, but why are we all so obsessed with making this a reality for ourselves...
Is there really any need to go about asking questions about things you know the answer to, and things which you cannot change...
It seems funny that the female species which have so many more improvements made to their bodies like breast reductions/augmentations, liposuctions, tummy tucks, nose jobs, eye jobs, and the list goes on have such an amazing opinion about us men, as it is clearly them who are the more self/body conscious?
While most men are terrified whether they will be fit for a woman in the size category most woman are terrified of a different thing... signs of aging, it appears that all men want to have the worlds massivest knob and all women want to be young and fit forever.
Why take the piss out of each other in the process?
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I think weve all been perverted by the internet and the pornography that most people will have seen in their times... The image portrayed is that men with great big knobs humiliate these submissive birds often with no great amount of sexual attractiveness... Is that how it is in real life?
Well, depends where you look i guess, but why are we all so obsessed with making this a reality for ourselves...
Is there really any need to go about asking questions about things you know the answer to, and things which you cannot change...
It seems funny that the female species which have so many more improvements made to their bodies like breast reductions/augmentations, liposuctions, tummy tucks, nose jobs, eye jobs, and the list goes on have such an amazing opinion about us men, as it is clearly them who are the more self/body conscious?
While most men are terrified whether they will be fit for a woman in the size category most woman are terrified of a different thing... signs of aging, it appears that all men want to have the worlds massivest knob and all women want to be young and fit forever.
Why take the piss out of each other in the process?
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oh come on, since when did Jordan wear knickers...?!
"Who cares what size it is. It's what you do with it." Everyone answers with "coming from Mr 3inches"
"Well I've never had any complaints" you get called a liar.
I for one am happy with my size and do believe it's what you do with. plus I've never had any complaints
This much is true.
It is something were lumped with, until theres articles in FHM about women with 'pussies slacker than jordans knicker elastic' (ps well put my man :P), open discussion on our forums for example about how WE prefer our piece of pie, discussions about how you can NEVER seem to find a woman who doesnt have a sagging botty, most of us will just keep quiet.
But thats the way we are isnt it?
"soooo...How big was it then?"
Titter Titter Titter
"lets just say - He hardly touched the sides"
Eeeeee Eeeeeee
"So he had a small one!"
Eeeeeee! (Laughter, Screaming and Penis talk continues into the night...)
Where as us blokes have a similar conversation that lasts 1 minute -
"Did you plug it?"
"Oh yeh...I'm the big bad booty daddy!"
You couldnt have said it more perfectly. Vive le testosterone!
Lol, your point being
Yet you'll be giggling next tuesday night when your girl chum Charmaine tells you how Big Dave's piece isn't so big.
Scared of a little pussy slating are we?
Slack Jawed Pussy. Thats your new name!
Grrrrrr!
Hmm yeah, ive said it before and ill say it again...i dont deny we talk like that!
But er until you lot stop talking about sex too, then your being hypocritical!
Easy tiger:p
ha! I cannot remember the last time I discussed bum, tit or muff size with the boys. Sure we say "It was great" or "I bent her over and treated her to half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of treacle" but thats not getting to personal. Thats discussing acts not features!
Go have a look at whats been discussed in like 3 of the recent threads....
Its all the same... Opression i tell you! You lot can go on as much as you like but when we start one up... ooo we just cant have that...
Just to echo Sir Cum's remarks its just nice to see women defending themselves in this way, something which some of us will never see inour lives....
I dont even mind if lads chat like that either!
But it makes me laugh when i see you moan about it. If people were saying "oh his dicks big" or "he was an amazing shag" about you, then i doubt you'd still be complaining...am i right?
Nope.
Classic attack at masculinity... Why am i not surprised.
Im a girl...its what we do
I don't need constant praise to be happy.
I'm not surprised you think I think like that though as most, if not all, girls I have dated have said to me "I don't mind you talking about our sex life as long as you tell them i'm good".
Wanting my friends to lust her and boosting her fragile ego? You be the judge
Yeah but lads say that too!
Well some do, then not all girls say it.
Are you trying to say that your soooo confident, you dont care if people say your crap?
Nuff said chicky boo.
Hehe some might say your kidding yourself!
And yes i know that probably confirms whatever views you woman hating men already have!
Just face it. People will chat. Deal with it and hope its good!
Arh, but how come when we "chat" with our mates it's called bragging? What you do is worse then what we do:p
Right this one needs to be taken.
Firstly, i really really like women, i think they are all little angels and believe me i am more than just thankful you were made in the first place.
Secondly, your claim that 'people will chat' should read 'women will chat'... Thats kinda my whole point if you read the beginning of the posts...
This is not a 'i hate women' post, its more of a post which says that we all need to be a lot more liberated when it comes to this, it is so fickle to bear a grudge against someone you really care for for mere physical imperfections, be they your partners smaller than average penis or your partners sagging botty.
If youre really unhappy with it then its up to you to go find something you are happy with.
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Righteous brother!
We just like gossiping
And i dont think anyones ever said lads cant say stuff!
Have any of you actually heard girls talking about it out of interest?
i've never said anything related to my sexual dealings with my girlfriend to any of my mates... it just seems wrong. but it appears girls don't think so as the last time my girl was on the phone she had some very drunk people nearby who shouted "we've heard about you.... hung like a horse"
was horribly embarassing.
Well everyones different.
There'll be some girls thats gossip, some wont. Just like some lads do, and some dont.
Depends on the person.