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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What have you turned me into well........oh you dont want me to say:o

    Well lets just say im very horny baby and you aint going to be sleeping next week;) At all:naughty:


    Slinky
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr. Slinky
    5 days:hyper:

    Jesus i need it so bad!!!!!

    My balls are MASSIVE!! i need a hand please baby?

    Slinky

    Can't you lot learn how to use emails or texts or something? The rest of us do not need to know that kind of information :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr. Slinky
    Baby you no why im horny, i need to pork you:(

    Slinky

    This isnt an abbatoir :eek2:

    And i resent the fact that those two seem to be trying to cyber infront of everyone...im extremely worried!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Faith


    Can't you lot learn how to use emails or texts or something? The rest of us do not need to know that kind of information :rolleyes:

    My sentiments exactly :mad: how sad can you get.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well not much happening on here tonight is there!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    now im in pain :crying:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by HunnyPot


    My sentiments exactly :mad: how sad can you get.

    Alot sadder than that.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by HunnyPot


    My sentiments exactly :mad: how sad can you get.

    Take your bitchy comments elsewhere.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    now im in pain :crying:

    Awww bless!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gawd this better not turn into yet another big argument thread.

    I think that people do tend to over react a bit to you two being so erm, luvy duvy on these boards, but you have to admit the stuff Slinky has said on this thread has been going a bit far - I doubt that anybody here wants to hear it so theres no point posting it on here rather than in just emails or something, is there? :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay


    Take your bitchy comments elsewhere.

    Then it's only fair they take their cyber shit elsewhere too. Or let them make their own thread in sex and fuck off there.

    Now shut up. Gawd, you horny fuckers. *shakes head* :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes
    Gawd this better not turn into yet another big argument thread.

    I think that people do tend to over react a bit to you two being so erm, luvy duvy on these boards, but you have to admit the stuff Slinky has said on this thread has been going a bit far - I doubt that anybody here wants to hear it so theres no point posting it on here rather than in just emails or something, is there? :confused:

    It will do, if she or anyone else continues to post shit like that.

    Everyones just having a laugh. Deal with it. I dont wanna know stuff like that but i think its funny. Just lighten up people, it might never happen.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes
    Gawd this better not turn into yet another big argument thread.

    I think that people do tend to over react a bit to you two being so erm, luvy duvy on these boards, but you have to admit the stuff Slinky has said on this thread has been going a bit far - I doubt that anybody here wants to hear it so theres no point posting it on here rather than in just emails or something, is there? :confused:

    Bless him he's randy and very explicit but who can blame him ;)

    And no arguments please :no: It's just abit of fun there's not much going on tonight is there, it's saturday night most peeps are out getting trashed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes
    Gawd

    Gawd, you've got me saying gawd.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DaisyChainThing


    Then it's only fair they take their cyber shit elsewhere too. Or let them make their own thread in sex and fuck off there.

    Now shut up. Gawd, you horny fuckers. *shakes head* :p

    Dont mess with me girl :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay


    It will do, if she or anyone else continues to post shit like that.

    She can post what she likes really. If they want to do that then they have to realise that it pisses people off and they're gonna say it. What you see as fun others see as fucking annoying.

    Enough of that...
    I can't stop singing to this damn song. *kills self*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DaisyChainThing


    Gawd, you've got me saying gawd.

    Sowee - blame BeckyBoo though, it's all her fault that I say it in the first place. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DaisyChainThing


    She can post what she likes really. If they want to do that then they have to realise that it pisses people off and they're gonna say it. What you see as fun others see as fucking annoying.

    Enough of that...
    I can't stop singing to this damn song. *kills self*

    People post what i say is good :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i thought it was funny yay!

    but i guess if it pisses some people ff it pisses some people off. meh.

    anyway what was this topic about originally? oh yea annoying erections... :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Look, the poor guy has a random penis, the last thing he needs is dirty slutty cyber .... *drool* mmmm, dirtysluttycyber. Let's have some more sex on channel folks, it's most entertaining.

    Oh yes.

    Random penis indeed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay


    People post what i say is good :p

    LOL

    *posts something bad* Mwahahah
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Poor SCF, all these replies but nobody has answered his question!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe
    Poor SCF, all these replies but nobody has answered his question!

    Hey, I told him to post in sex or health, what do you expect posting in here. You'll just attract all the random idiots by using the word penis.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mist


    Hey, I told him to post in sex or health, what do you expect posting in here. You'll just attract all the random idiots by using the word penis.

    :lol:

    Ok guess that's true :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i answered. i empathised as well. ah well....

    one day there will be a time, when im not horny.. (or i am horny and my girlfriend is around:naughty: ) but until that day in just keep going on and on, in pain and agony, or at least sexual frustration.......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner

    one day there will be a time, when im not horny.. (or i am horny and my girlfriend is around:naughty: ) but until that day in just keep going on and on, in pain and agony, or at least sexual frustration.......

    Hint: stop typing for ten minutes.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo


    Hint: stop typing for ten minutes.

    Or just two if your that horny. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo


    Hint: stop typing for ten minutes.

    Oh please it's not necessary to stop typing. One hand is sufficient.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mist


    Oh please it's not necessary to stop typing. One hand is sufficient.
    #


    its not working!!! :crying:

    i mean, im too horny, its not working at all. is there a doctor here?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    its not working!!! :crying:

    i mean, im too horny, its not working at all. is there a doctor here?

    Stop wingeing! You'd think you were the only oner to ever get horny! :rolleyes: Either get it out of your system, or concentrate on something else other than talking about it...it's not going to go away if you don't think about anything else! Just have a wank for goodness sake. :p
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