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Random Penis
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Sometimes I am walking down the street and get a bricky for no reason - thinking about my dinner or some other non sexual thing. It starting to piss me off.
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Depends, is it like chicken or something?
You might get a better response in Sex or Health or summat. ...
stoppit! and DJPs thread as well. everyones trying to turn me on. it ends up paingul :crying:
why am i cursed? WHY AM I CURSED?
:crying:
How on earth does that turn you on?
Hey you aint cursed, guys just get turned on soooooo easily, like when I say picture your girlfriend all over you with nothing on but a randy look in her eyes
Exactly what i thought!
And Angelbabe is starting to scare me!
Hehehe *evil laff*
gaRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
:crying:
its not fair
:crying:
-note to others, im getting turned on easily cos i miss my girlfriedn and im very very horny. damn :crying:
pmsl
You scare me more than AngelBabe does.
Boohoo. Excuse me while I fine tune my stradivarius :rolleyes:
* runs to loo *
Slinky
Don't say that, you might accidently turn him on more.
Hey he's a young male, it's to be expected
Slinky
Well it didn't turn me on... should it have?
they would, but i dont know what a stradivarius is. ah well. i have a weird sensation. damn. may need tissues soon :crying: this is meant to be a quiet night, trying calmly to think about laura, so i miss her less. but now i miss her so much more and am feeling need for, rhythmic actions :crying:
5 days babe
Yes it should have, spoil sport
:eek2:
You got it bad!
Your boyfriend has it worse though!
*is still pissing himself at the "i need to pork you
Jesus i need it so bad!!!!!
My balls are MASSIVE!! i need a hand please baby?
Slinky
What have I turned you into