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Erm, cause it would be touching... cloth...hence touching cloth... erm...
Er.....Lol
It's sooooo in the name! (Touching cloth) what's touching what.... think ABOUT it:rolleyes:
The 'turtle head'! It's touching your underwear, hence the touching cloth!
*feels thick*
So am I and I don't use any of those. S'pose because my mum is from down south so she would have a fit if she ever heard me talk like that, well thats not to say that I don't use slang! I've never heard anyone from anywhere say geggs!
I call my brother a spenk all the time, don't really know what it means though! It's just an insult.
Mint = great, good, excellent etc
Raj = anger, angry (as in 'he took a raj'.. he got angry)
Nar = no (my brother says this a lot)
Charva = tracksuit wearing boy racer type with awful gold jewellrey and... no, I can't go on! LMAO. This reminds me of those shitty American talk shows. Fat black women wearing revealing clothes telling the audience they're 'haters'!
Lol, No, the saying is..... "I'm touching cloth"
Which means... I need a shit.
dude = person. object. thing. emotion. dude is a universal word anything and anyone can anywhere can be ''dude''.
You need to get out more
In one of the pub toilets in Reading there is a poster/ advert thing with a pictionery game drawn on it- it is a picture of a hand stroking a little piece of material. It then says "Can you see the WicKeD side?" or something like that and me and my friend just stood there staring at it and then staring blankly at each other and decided that no we couldn't! But now all is clear. She was very drunk so I guess that's forgivable but I was completely sober and just being thick. Anyway, just incase anyone cares, I just told her and she just responded saying that she did remember the confusion over the naughty pictionery but that she couldn't remember the picture so we'd have to go back out on the town together soon to remind ourselves... any excuse hey!
Sweet - Great/Brilliant/No Problem
No Worries - As Above
Choice - As above again; "thats choice that is"
Bro - 'mate' (gets fecking annoying with maori's using it all the time)
Coz - another 'mate' term (as in Cousin - everyone is related heh!)
Skulls - Beer drinking term; "to skull" (to swallow all contents) or "skulls" (beer)
then mine from the uk:
Jackpot - Great/Brilliant etc.
Nice One - As Above
Quality - As Above
Flid - Insultive word; "you flid"
Muppet - Insultive word; "what a fucking muppet"
Cheese on Toast Bollocks - Insultive term; "I'm not impressed"
Nelson (Mandela) - Stella
Score - £20
Lady (Godiva) - Fiver
Sweaty (sock) - Jock
Jack and Danny - fanny
Pete Tong - Wrong
Nuclear Sub - Pub
boat race - face
Leo Sayer - all dayer
and then the youth with:
Yard - Home
Bashment - a shag
Chavvy - a wannabe player.
Bredrin - close mate
Yep use 'em all.
(flid: shortened version of the word Thalidomide. As in Thalidomide caused birth defects)
Also use
Pleb - Insultive word, dunno what it means though
Gloit - As above
Doink - As above also
Aha! Cheers fella.
Just remembered some more:
Monged - completely knackered / wasted
Fannying around/about - messing around
On yer tod - On your own
that's better, some proper slang that i understand
also words used here in midlands
nesh = cold as in " bit nesh out there"
numpty = "you're a right numpty"
tabs = ears
chops = cheeks (facial ones that is)
daft = mad or barmy
Yep, forgot those ones also.
Never heard of "nesh" though. Think we use "Parky" or "Nippy"
'nother one:
Bevvys - As in, "You off t' pub fer a few bevvys?"
I tend to make up my own words, mixing up foreign languages.
Mardy.....Moody,
Trollied, Tanked, Wasted, Floored, Shitty, Wankered, Fucked up...All words meaing drunk.
Bangin', legendry....Cool.
Nube, (said new:b) Idiot.
And my personal favourite, MoFo.....(Mother fucker)
*washes mouth out with soap*
smelly = boufin
brilliant = fannyrattlintastic / crackin
bye bye = cheery
willy = boaby
nice attire = very swish
woman who looks like man = m'woman
excuse me! = cooeeee!
prat = fanny
vagina = hairy minge..(rearrange the first letters of both words;))
sweet = swedger
muppet = dobber
tee hee.
Pleb to me means like in a factory if someone is just an office junior, or soemone doing a not so important job, they'd be classed as a pleb
Mind im not putting office juniors down, we all gotta start somewhere
how horribly confusing.... how do you know if he just met her or if her met her as in kissed her????
:eek2:
bored - you
Ya mad ned
i forget that's classed as slang
We do? *hasn't got a fucking clue really
Are you from the hood?
Say "Hi" to Ali G for me.
I know ur jokin...but dats 'ow people talk in Norf=North, West, Sarf=South, and parts of East sides of London, yougetme!:yeees:
One on has said
"On your tod=On your own"
Im splurtin=Leaving
Im dustin' outta here=same as above
Beanies= Refer to women as being really nice
Bare hunnies=Lots of good looking men/women:crazyeyes:
All gravy!= It's all good:cool:
Bad=meaning good !?!