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Lies, lies lies
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This girl thought I was gay, and I eventually managed to convince her that she had turned me straight. Ended up going back to hers and had the best sex ever
lol ive been thinking for 5 minutes and cant think of any. they r really jokey small stuff, like i cant go out cos ive got the plague and stuff like that, etc. etc.
i dont really lie much, except to y i havent done my homework. lol, once i said that i had t go to coventry. still got away with it tho....
*Can’t stand them people that bullshit*
Oh actually again whilst out clubbing i've done the typical 'I've got a bf' thing when i'm not interested in someone who is trying to chat me up or 'I'm a lesbian & no u can't watch.'
He came over to me, bulled the collar up on his jacket and said "This Burberry's da real thing ya know luv!"
Erm... no mate, it certainly wasn't. It might have been Burberry by Tuesday Market mind! :rolleyes: