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Sex Ban

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Complete nightmare. :o My b/f said no sex tonight or until my period comes on (it's late).


:eek: :eek2: :crazyeyes


long.week=need.sex

:(


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :mad:

Don't get me wrong, there's more to life and i'm happy and content blah blah....but a sex ban??


I want some hubba hubba! :naughty:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sounds like a challenge to me :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Will naturally try ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I shouldn't think it'd be too difficult - men tend to be rather weak willed when it comes to horny women demanding sex :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What would you do exactly? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dress up in something you know he finds irrisistable, & then start going down on him. However, don't finish him off with your mouth - tell him you'll only finish through penetration.
    That's what I would do :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol, I feel like I've been on a sex ban my whole fucking little life!

    You’ve got what 4-maybe 6 days top without sex!

    I've gone countless days/Months!! Without it!

    It’s like drinking salt water it’ll make you mad!, the longer I leave it the more insane I’ll become won’t someone please put me out of my misery!:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    Lol, I feel like I've been on a sex ban my whole fucking little life!

    won’t someone please put me out of my misery!:p

    No!
    Suffer!
    Ha!

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    the longer I leave it the more insane I’ll become won’t someone please put me out of my misery!:p

    No.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k


    No.

    You are very cruel aren’t you!:p

    You could do the humane(sp?) thing and take me out back and shoot me! (Or shag me) anything to end the suffering ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless


    You are very cruel aren’t you!:p

    You could do the humane(sp?) thing and take me out back and shoot me! (Or shag me) anything to end the suffering ;)

    Just say the word and i'll get a gun :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Isn't this the point where someone makes some sort of lame sexual innuendo involving a poor pun to do with "shooting" and "big weapons"?

    :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes
    Isn't this the point where someone makes some sort of lame sexual innuendo involving a poor pun to do with "shooting" and "big weapons"?

    :eek:

    lol Nope, this isn't that part yet.

    But we can say it if you want?:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Sex Ban
    Originally posted by Britney
    Complete nightmare. :o My b/f said no sex tonight or until my period comes on (it's late).

    Have I missed something?

    Why would he do that?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Sex Ban
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent


    Have I missed something?

    Why would he do that?


    Exactly. :mad:

    the only reason I can think of is that he can't stand to have sex while a womans got her period on.

    :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why has he banned you? I wish mine was a bit more like this sometimes! I might be less tired all the time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *mumbles to barbie about how some people are getting no sex*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Sex Ban
    Originally posted by Britney



    Exactly. :mad:

    the only reason I can think of is that he can't stand to have sex while a womans got her period on.

    :(
    That's daft. It doesn't bother me, unless it's a particularly heavy period. It's all squishy with or without a period, so what's the difference? :naughty:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Sex Ban
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    It's all squishy with or without a period, so what's the difference?

    I don't know why but I didn't want to know that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *got laid last night, and is most likely getting laid tonight*

    God I love having a horny boyfriend :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_kazzy
    *got laid last night, and is most likely getting laid tonight*

    God I love having a horny boyfriend :D

    *Didn't get laid last night, and is very unlikely to get laid tonight*

    That's so cruel, coming onto the Sex forum and saying you going to get laid tonight when you know most of us on here ain't getting any!;) :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_kazzy
    *got laid last night, and is most likely getting laid tonight*

    God I love having a horny boyfriend :D
    Ok, don't rub it in. *sulks at not being laid for a few weeks now* I wish I could have a horny girlfriend right now! :(

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    don't worry Britney, I only get to see my boyf every couple of weeks anyway, so I have to go aaaaages without getting any! :( He was visiting this week tho......;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who needs sex when you've got rabbits!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle
    Who needs sex when you've got rabbits!


    Exactly :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Faith
    don't worry Britney, I only get to see my boyf every couple of weeks anyway, so I have to go aaaaages without getting any! :( He was visiting this week tho......;)

    Same here... only mine DIDN'T visit this week. I'm not going to have seen him for 3 weeks by the time we get together. I'm just going to jump him the second i see him or summat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sa-ra-ra-ra


    Same here... only mine DIDN'T visit this week. I'm not going to have seen him for 3 weeks by the time we get together. I'm just going to jump him the second i see him or summat.


    Know the feeling hun, have been 3 weeks without seeing him at all! The problem is, now we've left uni not only do we live 3hours away from each other, but both live with our parents again! Makes things a little awkward! hehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah, mine just lives a long way away. Grrr. I should learn not to get my b/fs from reading festival, makes everything so much more difficult. Plus, he's going back to uni next week. which is also miles away :mad: We both live at home, but have fairly liberal parents :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well hope you get to see him soon matey! ;) I'm lucky at the mo cos he came down this week, and is also coming down next week :naughty: After that tho I think it's gonna be a looooooooong time! hehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_kazzy
    *got laid last night, and is most likely getting laid tonight*

    God I love having a horny boyfriend :D

    It's a good life :Dbut with girlfriend instead of boyfriends of course :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Deeeeb


    It's a good life :Dbut with girlfriend instead of boyfriends of course :p

    *grins*
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