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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_kazzy
    I found this disgusting sex compendium kinda thing not that long ago. Input from there -

    Laser Show[n] A Laser Show is when cum dries over the hole of your dick-you try to pee and urine shoots out in a million unpredictable directions. "Hey Mom! Get the mop!"
    It may sound disgusting to you, but it's oh so true. :D
    Another thing that can cause splashes is when it dries in to lump in your euretha. Then the pressure builds up and forces it out. As the force of the urine is greater than expected, it doesn't go where you expected it to, and therfore usually splashes about. Combined with dried cum on the japs eye, and you end up with one spectaculer "laser show" :lol:
    I expect it's a great treat for those in to golden showers!? :eek:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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