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actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
average length when erect: 5.1
smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks
average # of erections per day for a man: 11
average # of erections during the night: 9
distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds
odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
average length when erect: 5.1
smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks
average # of erections per day for a man: 11
average # of erections during the night: 9
distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds
odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
~ the late, great Douglas Adams
sorry about that - i always thought i was below average but now it seems i'm slightly above. still, it's what u do with it that counts!
I think I've been had <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"> An evil guy I once had sex with (the first time I had *real* sex) told me his penis was 12 inches. I didn't know how big it was supposed to be or how it should feel... but I'm damn sure his wasn't bigger than the biggest recorded!
(that was almost a tongue twister!)
Grr.. evil guy abusing my naivete.
mine's 7
you've made my day!!!
Blessed Be
From my recolection:
erect penis= 5-6 inches
smalest penis= 1 1/3 inches
largest penis= 18 (HONESTLY)
But not just that. 2 weeks to regain a woody is hard to believe and I believe that a guy has more than 20 erections in a 24 hour day becuase they say men think of sex every 26 seconds. But hey, who knows
Da Cool Guy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif">
I am who I am but the rest is 4u2 find out.
ok, these facts may or may not be tru. who cares. who knows? not u, obviously. u know fuck all about anything, come to think of it.
as for this whole cool guy crap, CUT IT. ur a fuckin **** and so full of urself it's not funny.
exit stage left, if u please.
[This message has been edited by Turtle (edited 08-07-2001).]
christ, wonder why...no grey matter in that 4footer of yours?
like we give a flying fuck if you agree or not, you could think the longest cock in the world was 4 miles long and nobody would bat an eyelid. why? cuz everything u say is covered in shite cuz it floods from ur arse.
well obviously NOT the cool guy cuz ur WRONG in what you say.
jeeeeesus, where do they get these people
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
That works out at roughly once a fortnight if one is sexually active for 60 years of his life (say age 15-75 yrs) - is that really the average!? Well u lot certainly giev us some bizarre and weird and wonderful facts about here don't you!?
once a fortnight?! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"> i can barely survive on once a day!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
this works at about once every fortnight for 60 years - say age 15-75!? is that really the average??
chill.
bb
be happy
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/new/bettylou.gif">
yeah that's only cuz you're making up for lost time before you "found" masturbation <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
it's an average remember <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
but i found masturbation 7 years ago!! shouldn't i have made it up by now?
(lol.. i've probably ejaculated 7,665 times already and i'm only 17!! what's that do to your average?! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">)
eugh.
*sick*
I'll be sitting on top when it all goes wrong again
but the thought of a 17 year old dale getting off turns you on? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
I'll be sitting on top when it all goes wrong again
[This message has been edited by opera bitch (edited 09-07-2001).]
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
kinda.... same time i discovered my ickle fetish... i wasn't really wanking, i was just messing around with some stuff that felt nice and then oops, i came...
scared the shit out of me, of course.... but then after a while i got curious about it and well, i've been wanking steadily ever since...
at the moment, i'm restricting myself to one a day, due to health problems that i won't go into here!!
so yes, i was once a 10-yr-old wanker. now i'm a 17-yr-old wanker... *sigh*
Bloody hell, you grew up fast. I didn't cum 'til I was about twelve or thirteen.
Or maybe I just grew up slow.
i use to play with my penis incessantly from birth though... i think i was just born a wanker.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
~ Nietzsche
nah, born to die a wanker maybe <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
everyone's born a wanker - wanker till proven oblivious to sex <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
lol... the unrelated objects and the bath tub didn't really start till i was about 14...
actually, one of the unrelated objects (sellotape) was used back when i was 10...