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penis facts

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

average length when erect: 5.1

smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks

average # of erections per day for a man: 11

average # of erections during the night: 9

distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds

odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that it takes sperm two and a half seconds to reach the egg.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    me too bundo. i spose it depends if the eggs all sitting there ready or if its in a fallopian tube still. who knows?
    I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are those lengths true? i know it's shallow but....I'M NORMAL!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    sorry about that - i always thought i was below average but now it seems i'm slightly above. still, it's what u do with it that counts!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love looking at these penis facts, cause I'm always a bit above normal...what a shallow way to boost the self-esteem :-) But hey! It works!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice to know I nearly measure up and I'm pretty much noraml.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that's interesting.

    I think I've been had <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; An evil guy I once had sex with (the first time I had *real* sex) told me his penis was 12 inches. I didn't know how big it was supposed to be or how it should feel... but I'm damn sure his wasn't bigger than the biggest recorded!

    (that was almost a tongue twister!)

    Grr.. evil guy abusing my naivete.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    5.1????? really
    mine's 7
    you've made my day!!!
    Blessed Be
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm just a little confused here. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt; What survey or what ever is this based on and where you get the facts? I'm not saying you are wrong but I have to disagree on some of these facts. Maybe we live in two different countries but I just don't agree.

    From my recolection:
    erect penis= 5-6 inches
    smalest penis= 1 1/3 inches
    largest penis= 18 (HONESTLY)


    But not just that. 2 weeks to regain a woody is hard to believe and I believe that a guy has more than 20 erections in a 24 hour day becuase they say men think of sex every 26 seconds. But hey, who knows

    Da Cool Guy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;

    I am who I am but the rest is 4u2 find out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by YES60:
    But hey, who knows

    Da Cool Guy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;



    ok, these facts may or may not be tru. who cares. who knows? not u, obviously. u know fuck all about anything, come to think of it.

    as for this whole cool guy crap, CUT IT. ur a fuckin **** and so full of urself it's not funny.

    exit stage left, if u please.

    [This message has been edited by Turtle (edited 08-07-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    YES60:
    I'm just a little confused here.

    christ, wonder why...no grey matter in that 4footer of yours?
    What survey or what ever is this based on and where you get the facts? I'm not saying you are wrong but I have to disagree on some of these facts. Maybe we live in two different countries but I just don't agree.

    like we give a flying fuck if you agree or not, you could think the longest cock in the world was 4 miles long and nobody would bat an eyelid. why? cuz everything u say is covered in shite cuz it floods from ur arse.

    But hey, who knows

    Da Cool Guy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;


    well obviously NOT the cool guy cuz ur WRONG in what you say.

    jeeeeesus, where do they get these people

    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    do you think threads should be closed when they reach a certain age?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

    That works out at roughly once a fortnight if one is sexually active for 60 years of his life (say age 15-75 yrs) - is that really the average!? Well u lot certainly giev us some bizarre and weird and wonderful facts about here don't you!?
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by kj:
    average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

    That works out at roughly once a fortnight

    once a fortnight?! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; i can barely survive on once a day!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

    this works at about once every fortnight for 60 years - say age 15-75!? is that really the average??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gawd, it was just a bit of fun, can't even remember where it came from lol, probably one of those ubiquitous emails.
    chill.
    bb
    be happy
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/new/bettylou.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the_Paranoid_bunny:
    once a fortnight?! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; i can barely survive on once a day!!

    yeah that's only cuz you're making up for lost time before you "found" masturbation <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    it's an average remember <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by MasterDevilish:
    yeah that's only cuz you're making up for lost time before you "found" masturbation <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    it's an average remember <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    but i found masturbation 7 years ago!! shouldn't i have made it up by now?

    (lol.. i've probably ejaculated 7,665 times already and i'm only 17!! what's that do to your average?! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *feeels oddly queezy at the thought of a 10 year old dale getting off*

    eugh.

    *sick*
    I'll be sitting on top when it all goes wrong again
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    *feeels oddly queezy at the thought of a 10 year old dale getting off*

    eugh.

    *sick*

    but the thought of a 17 year old dale getting off turns you on? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no.
    I'll be sitting on top when it all goes wrong again
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    right.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    [This message has been edited by opera bitch (edited 09-07-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this a classic dead thread?
    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    seriously buuny dude? u wanked at age 10??? god i must have been a rare one if i never started until age 14, or else u r the rare one at being so grown up sooo soon - talk about early puberty, i reckon i must have been a late developer??????
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by kj:
    seriously buuny dude? u wanked at age 10???

    kinda.... same time i discovered my ickle fetish... i wasn't really wanking, i was just messing around with some stuff that felt nice and then oops, i came...

    scared the shit out of me, of course.... but then after a while i got curious about it and well, i've been wanking steadily ever since...

    at the moment, i'm restricting myself to one a day, due to health problems that i won't go into here!!

    so yes, i was once a 10-yr-old wanker. now i'm a 17-yr-old wanker... *sigh*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the_Paranoid_bunny:
    kinda.... same time i discovered my ickle fetish... i wasn't really wanking, i was just messing around with some stuff that felt nice and then oops, i came...

    Bloody hell, you grew up fast. I didn't cum 'til I was about twelve or thirteen.

    Or maybe I just grew up slow.
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by psychedelic:
    Bloody hell, you grew up fast. I didn't cum 'til I was about twelve or thirteen.

    Or maybe I just grew up slow.

    i use to play with my penis incessantly from birth though... i think i was just born a wanker.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    your fetish being something bizarre involving seemingly unrelated objects and a bath tub? that i STILL havent figured out.... or the other, more commonly known thing? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt;
    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the_Paranoid_bunny:
    i think i was just born a wanker.

    nah, born to die a wanker maybe <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    everyone's born a wanker - wanker till proven oblivious to sex <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    your fetish being something bizarre involving seemingly unrelated objects and a bath tub? that i STILL havent figured out.... or the other, more commonly known thing? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt;

    lol... the unrelated objects and the bath tub didn't really start till i was about 14...

    actually, one of the unrelated objects (sellotape) was used back when i was 10...
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