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I think it's story time...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In fact, it WAS the one from family guy...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and he was out for vengance and some fun, as he gabbed the kids he shouted "damn you peter griffin, damn you to hell", and with that he...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    disappeared with a puff of smoke..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    taking the kids with him, the only thing that remained was their.............
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rolos and jammy dodgers (because, all children carry those round all the time :p)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a sure sign that he kidnapper wasn't Curly as the police first suspected, so the beating they gave him was rather unecessary and over the top. By now the kids were in an alternate universe, where chocolate is made from...............................
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fruit and vegetables....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so kids don't eat too much of it... For should they over-indulge the...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they will turn to vampires..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and then they'll be in trouble for it is daylight hours.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    because they don't sparkle they turn to dust like proper vampires...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    because they don't sparkle they turn to dust like proper vampires...

    ...Broken angel would like to point out to curly that the cullens ARE proper vampires... :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so they bought some black-out curtains and played scrabble till nighfall, then...............................
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    decided to go out into the sunlight for a change to see what would happen.......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TJT6768 wrote: »
    so they bought some black-out curtains and played scrabble till nighfall, then...............................

    THEY REALISED ALL THE VOWELS WERE MISSING!! but, who could of stolen them?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Surely it couldn't be.......He thought he had killed him 5 years ago, but it must be, nobody else would be that audatios to come in and steal a vampires scrabble vowels.....
    IT HAD TO BE THE VOWEL BOWEL, that dispicable creature, spawned from the bowels of Satan himself, he had returned looking for revenge for......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the lack of vowels in hell...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which was especially hard during his English lessons...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which he wanted to take at uni...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so he stole all the vowels and made...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A VOWEL ARMY who won the famous battle of..
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