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I think it's story time...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So they had to call in SUPERNANNY...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who just slapped him about abit...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The End.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and then took him into her taxi...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    where the pope was hiding
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he then began to convert them to Catholicism by..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    giving them sweeties...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and a shifty
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    look up and down...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    before heading out the door.. He had had enough of this life, he was going to
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dance the night away
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    with a sailor he had just met in the alley
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who was wearing
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a fake mustauche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and goatie
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And wearing a flowing ball gown, just like the one anne widdicome had on
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when she looked like a dr who monster
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you know the one.... You buy one, you get one free, I said you buy one, you get one free....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which confused curly boy...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who always had been easily confused, ever since the 'incident' with the old man and the rolo's.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the rolos?? says curly_boy who enjoys talking in the 3rd person
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whenever the rolo's are mentioned, in a feeble attempt to block the memories of that day from his mind
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So, Broken-Angel (who thinks talking in 3rd person is a pretty cool idea) bought a packet of rolos and..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dressed herself as an old man, try to recreate the incident, thus helping Curly to conquer his fears of the conical chocolatey treat.. With any luck, soon he would be able to partake in some chewy, gooey goodness without the trauma... Broken Angel was indeed the alter-ego of...... Wonder Worker!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    will wonka then appear...

    (but seriously, what happened with the rolos???)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After recreating the 'incident' over and over with Wonder Worker, Curly, slowly but surely conquered that fear, he now enjoys Rolo's like any normal young fella should... Now, if only he wasn't scared of jammy dodgers.......... There was only one option, he would have to.................
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAT" screams curly!

    (i love jammy dodgers don't tell me that I don't or I'll get my ninja skills out again and out run you :p)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    as Curly realised his worst fears had come true, our story took an unusual turn, as the door to the mansion creaked open, the boys were met by...............................................
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A paedophile.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    like the one in family guy
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