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How do u dance at a nightclub?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Im going to my first nightclub today and it will be my first time dancing - with my 2 left feet it wont work,

any idea/tips how to dance? lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    copy other people roughly at first.

    if you have rhythm it will just come to you...

    and use your hips more than your shoulders
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Like a dick usually!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yup, I use my hips a lot.

    Basically, I probably dance like a slag when I want to but once I got to go on a podium at the nightclub I was at. Good times.

    P.S I didn't dance like a slag on the podium. I showed the crowd my ballet skills, that's how drunk I was.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Depends on what drug I'm on or how drunk I am. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Badly!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Spose it also depends on what club yr in.
    I won't dance the same way at an R&B club as I will at a D&B night or, for that matter, when I grace an indie by number night, or a metal club.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be honest, its dark in there and nobody but you actually cares how you're dancing so long as you're not bumping into them. So go wild!
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Can't go wrong with these tips.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SItPGEsjLQ
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    Can't go wrong with these tips.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SItPGEsjLQ

    Haha yeh seen that before, class :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5csQDtO54

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kry53iHR7w
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    joshmeister wrote: »
    Im going to my first nightclub today and it will be my first time dancing - with my 2 left feet it wont work,

    any idea/tips how to dance? lol

    IF you can find the video of the interview of Michael Jackson talking to Oprah you'll pick some some great dance tips.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Your best bet is to copy someone else...not move for move as they will twig.

    Just feel the rhythm at bob along.

    You will be fine, have fun :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Like a tool but once I've had a few I couldn't care less!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    like a mong probably.

    i actually don't care though. i dance to have fun, not to impress people and when im pissed, oh dear, the dancing just gets worse, haha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Raise your hands into the air and pretend you are being tazered, eventually a gay guy will see you and take so much pity he will teach you to dance.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SnuggleBubbles wrote: »
    Raise your hands into the air and pretend you are being tazered, eventually a gay guy will see you and take so much pity he will teach you to dance.

    Please note that this genuinely works. I have seen it happen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's so bad after drinking! But drinking and dancing is cool cos' your too busy trying to talk and hold the drink while moving your hips :]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CoolMe wrote: »
    It's so bad after drinking! But drinking and dancing is cool cos' your too busy trying to talk and hold the drink while moving your hips :]

    I am *never* too busy to move my hips. Drink in hand, I can still keep dancing. Though it's not so extreme because otherwise I'll spill my drink and that's just not hot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    IWishIWas wrote: »
    I am *never* too busy to move my hips. Drink in hand, I can still keep dancing. Though it's not so extreme because otherwise I'll spill my drink and that's just not hot.

    Depends what top your wearing and where you spill your drink ;)

    The only moves I know are naughty ones :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CoolMe wrote: »
    Depends what top your wearing and where you spill your drink ;)

    The only moves I know are naughty ones :blush:

    Tsk, tsk.

    Still, even if I spill my vodka all down a white top...it's still not very attractive. All sticky and yuck!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    never wear light colours on a night out...

    preferably never wear light colours full stop...

    but i wore light pink trousers on a night out once. they were trashed by the time i'd got home....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i presume you are a bloke so watch this for some tips.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSWLyMDlZJY

    thats what i do anyway
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    i presume you are a bloke so watch this for some tips.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSWLyMDlZJY

    thats what i do anyway

    he's not joking either...:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dance like a bad ass :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    I dance like a bad ass :p

    I must say that I've never seen a misbehaved donkey dance before.





    Oh, haha! I am so funny when I need to be studying. :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    IWishIWas wrote: »
    I must say that I've never seen a misbehaved donkey dance before.





    Oh, haha! I am so funny when I need to be studying. :no:

    Justin Timberlake copies my style. Cry me a river why don't you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Justin Timberlake copies my style. Cry me a river why don't you!

    Wow...He must have been really desperate after his Britney break up then.


    I am so not funny this morning. :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't really describe it but I love dancing in clubs :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Most people that take the dancing seriously look daft, your meant to get fucked and dance like a twat. Tis the done thing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dusty wrote: »
    Most people that take the dancing seriously look daft, your meant to get fucked and dance like a twat. Tis the done thing.


    That's the approach I usually go for!
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