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2. I have horrible feet. I know everyone thinks they have horrible feet but mine really are. I have horrible hairy toes (I'm actually quite hairy in general for a girl, people always laugh at my arms
3. I am shy to the point where it seems like rudeness. I hate this, and I have tried *so* hard not to be, but I just can't help it.
Haha, really?
The funny thing is, I now talk to much. I'm always getting told off in work
I think i know what you mean with the pinky toenail! If I'm imagining it right, I think we have twin feet
2. I once ate a whole cake before my friends could tell me there was a stripper in it.
3. I didn't actually write this, the words assembled themselves out of fear.
Okay, I lied. They were 3 things about Chuck Norris. Here's mine:
1. I only had one speaking part throughout 7 years of school nativity plays. I was Herods guard, and I said one line, which I can't even remember.
2. I must be the only straight bloke in the world to have never fancied a teacher, or a friends mum or sister. In my defence, they were all mingers.
3. I currently have 8 empty Diet Coke bottles under my desk at work.
Afraid not old chum, not on a public messagebaord anyway :razz:
While we're on the subject, the girl I like justnow was the first baby born in the UK in 1988 :yes:
haha yeah..seabright language unit in hackney, london :yes: then i joined mainstream in year two when i was seven years old.
i still get my words jumbled up when i talk but that's just due to being a bit ditsy i reckon.
2) I got a big cup for winning a regional poetry competition when I was 11.
3) I can't stand peppers! :yuck:
What kind of cum are you used to??? Lumpy and think? Methinks you need to see a doctor ROFL
I do that!!!!!!!!
Mixing is EVIL. The world will end if you dare to try.
2. I got suspended from school aged 16 for burning a school bag, and then went on to get the best GCSE results (5A*, 4A) in the school later that year, just to get it right up some of my vindictive teachers.
3. I took acid once, thought all my friends were trying to kill me, ended up trying to run away up the street, trying to get help from random passer-bys at about 9 in the morning. Someone rang the police, I ended up getting arrested and taken away in an ambulance. I tried to bite a nurse and it took 4 times the normal sedating level to knock me out. The police told me afterwards that I kept shouting about shagging Jessica Alba. I remember nothing.
I've slept in the same bed with someone famous, twice. Nothing sexual though just a bit of cuddling.
2. I have a small birthmark to the side of my chin, and more than one person has told me that I have food on my face
3. I can do that one arm backwards, one arm forwards thing while standing on one leg with my eyes closed and NOT FALL OVER!
My cousin Alicia was the first baby born in the 90's.
2. I've been lactose intolerant 3 times. Also have been allergic/intolerant to soap, spray deodorant and wheat.
3. Apparantely I go a strange shade of yellow when ill. I'm also very yellow on my bus pass photo.
My birthday is on the opposite of christmas and my social security number has three 6's in a row. Evilness. My mom did always call me Rosemary's baby
The mans birthday is haloween. We could spawn evil children.
1. I'm very double jointed in my hands. I can bend my fingers backwards at least to a right angle, if not more.
2. I rarely wear mascara, because I truly don't need to. This may not sound much, but I've actually been sent to the toilets at school to remove my mascara, and wasn't allowed of the toilets til she saw mascara on my cotton wool. Needless to say, it took a while.
3. At my funeral, I want Sarah McLachlan - Angel to be played.
Very random. But the best I could do!
They'd better be bloody famous to admit to having their sloppy seconds;)
2: i am wheat intolerant
3: i don't mix my food and when i see people mixing their foods i think they're wierd
Don't everyone's lips go blue when they're cold?
Anyhoo,
1. I've never been drunk, and the only alcohol I've had in the last 10 years is in food.
2. I'm the slowest eater in the history of the world. People tend to think I don't eat much because of this (also cause I'm a bit scrawny), but if I'm left with my food for long enough, I actually eat loads. Especially cakes. There's a possibility I actually have quite a serious cake addiction.
3. I once had a poem published. It was quite shit.
1. I met my wife when we were in a band together
2. I was 17 at the time
3. Today is our 15th Wedding Anniversary
aww thats cute!
3 things about me..
1. I have a false tooth at the front of my mouth (canine) although people never notice.
2. I have 3 tattoos, 2 of which my mother thinks are semi permanant.
3, I regularly leave my phone on silent or divert when i cant be bothered to talk to people.
Now what are you doing on the internet
That's exactly what I thought.
Did your band release anything?
2) i can drink a bottle of wine in under 5seconds if pushed to do so
3) i had no hair up unil nearly age 5
Whatever floats I suppose
I like coke (the drink, not the powder)
I stink at roulette.
I can have a conversation in Swedish now, as long as it is about bread or how old people are!
The whole of my immediate family are arriving tomorrow for a week-long visit :hyper: