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Worst. Thread. Ever.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    She closed the other one cause everyone was harping on about wool and shit. Was that not clear? NOT VERY BRIGHT FOR A MAFIA MEMBER WANNABE ARE YA. :razz:

    Well i know for sure when i make hitman status your first on the list....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Well i know for sure when i make hitman status your first on the list....

    I'm the first on every cunt's list. Get in line, punk. Haha, I just realised Helen made you the creator of the 'worst.thread.ever' - no joy, Roy! Poor you. :birthday:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She wont be getting any for sure ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    She wont be getting any for sure ;)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh well i take it seeing as HELEN made this thread, we can talk even MORE jack shite. No wool though :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WoolCap.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    squeal wrote: »
    WoolCap.jpg

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol::lol:

    What the FUCK?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Woooooo wool :D The thread is ALIVE!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A Jamaican man sitting under a tree,
    selling condoms for 99p!
    Big one's, little one's, take your pick...
    It all depends on the size of your dick!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's green, long, slimey and smells of pork?

    Kermit The Frog's finger!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How do you get a one armed blonde to fall out a tree?

    Wave at her.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

    Knock on the door!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why does my face smell of cum?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote: »
    Why does my face smell of cum?

    Because you have cum on it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote: »
    Why does my face smell of cum?

    Because you're a filthy rent boy at heart.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I'll be super noodled!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't like noodles :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What about bean sprouts?

    CHOP SUEY ANYONE?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chicken Fried Rice !!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's all about the Chicken Chow Mein. ;)

    Ohh and grab be some chicken balls, peking duck pancakes, prawn crackers and singapore noodles!


    PORN BALLS TOO!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rice And Peas!1111111111
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Porn balls?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    johnnyboy503 wrote: »
    Porn balls?

    Aye with WOOL!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Porn-Magnet-C11751613.jpeg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    johnnyboy503 wrote: »
    Porn balls?

    Yup, porn balls!


    CURRIED CHICKEN AND FRENCH FRIES?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fried, not curried.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha Helen you cheeky git. :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    squeal wrote: »
    Porn-Magnet-C11751613.jpeg

    :lol:

    "It's not rape, it's suprise sex!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote: »
    :lol:

    "It's not rape, it's suprise sex!"

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