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Worst. Thread. Ever.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Smell my cheese.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Smell my cheese.

    Suck my chuff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Brilliance...how a thread about wool turned into this ... brilliance :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Suck my chuff.

    :hyper:

    An euphemism, for sure...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Suck my chuff.

    What you think i've been doing the last 2 months?!?!?!?!?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    What you think i've been doing the last 2 months?!?!?!?!?!

    THAT WAS YOU?!!!!!!!!!

    OH MY GAW!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I stopped though, couldnt find your chuff :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    I stopped though, couldnt find your chuff :(

    That's not what a girl wants to hear. It's time for you to jog on home. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    I stopped though, couldnt find your chuff :(

    Kids eh?

    What you need is an anatomy book. Look under the heading for "clitoris"...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    Kids eh?

    What you need is an anatomy book. Look under the heading for "clitoris"...

    I swore I read that as 'Cilit'....you know what's coming next, eh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wait ... she's a girl? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    I swore I read that as 'Cilit'....you know what's coming next, eh?

    Just so long as you do... :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Wait ... she's a girl? :p

    You're never seeing me naked now. Not even for 20p and a scotch egg.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    Just so long as you do... :naughty:

    HOHO. I didn't see THAT coming. And I'm serious, too. I should have! :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    You're never seeing me naked now. Not even for 20p and a scotch egg.

    Hilarious. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    You're never seeing me naked now. Not even for 20p and a scotch egg.

    Your worth less then that love ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Your worth less then that love ;)

    I think my previous offer is quite substantial you heathen!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha, ahhh your a funny little fella aint ya.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Haha, ahhh your a funny little fella aint ya.

    Summat like that. :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Brap.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Left hand love.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well i'd love to carry on this thread full of abuse :) But me go bed now and sleeeeeeep.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me too but I'll leave you with this!

    alko.gif
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is without doubt the strangest thread I have ever seen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahaha im going to have nightmares now ....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    This is without doubt the strangest thread I have ever seen.

    It's going to get stranger!

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    K, k! Night! x
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Smell my cheese.

    No... smell MY cheese motherfucker!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha why the hell has this been made a thread :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HAHAH! I just saw this WHAT! This was an amazing thread. I was heavy owning that Badgal.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I demand answers, wheres that Helen gone... oi HELEN!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    I demand answers, wheres that Helen gone... oi HELEN!

    She closed the other one cause everyone was harping on about wool and shit. Was that not clear? NOT VERY BRIGHT FOR A MAFIA MEMBER WANNABE ARE YA. :razz:
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