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I think you young 'uns are a bunch of randy gets!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    May i make a suggestion?
    this person aint 73 as the language he/she is using is what is known as loaded language (language to provoke a reaction) and the way in which stereoticipical words assosiated with the older generation.
    therefore i come to the conclusion that this is a wind up !
    but its quite funny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's what I figured when I first read his posts. Oldies wouldn't come on here and say stuff like this! They'd shrug their shoulders and tut and stay well clear!!
    Plus he does keep repeating that line, "I'm 73."
    next I wonder if he's gonna say "I fought in the war, don't you know" or "In my day..."!!!
    heh <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    yeah i think everyone knows its a windup.
    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by electric-e:
    May i make a suggestion?
    this person aint 73 as the language he/she is using is what is known as loaded language (language to provoke a reaction) and the way in which stereoticipical words assosiated with the older generation.
    therefore i come to the conclusion that this is a wind up !
    but its quite funny

    u must feel proud, deducing that. good work, sherlock
    And all the grown-ups say is sorry, cos we got no reply.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    IT WAS ME
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No seriously, it wasn't.

    Sorry, I was just lurking and thought it'd be funny if I showed up on a post for the first time in weeks and accuse myself of being some mystery wrinkly. I'd say the signature was pretty obvious. How many of us state our age in every post?

    I'm 18
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    It was funny,but not as funny as good old Albert. And Sherlock, dont quit the day job.

    Im 10000000000000000000000
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I'm 14 actually <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
    Dont Feed The Troll!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd like to make a quick comment about my grandad (irate albert).

    Please dont let him get to you, he doesnt mean any harm, he just believes in the time when the youngsters of this world were not so promiscuous and didnt pull their pantyhoes down at the drop of a hat for any old tom dick (please dont tell mum i said that word grandad <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">) or harry.

    I think he is right in his beliefs, please give him some respect he is a lovely little old man deep down inside and he did a lot to fight for this counrtys freedom once!

    You should be thankful to him because you wouldn't be here to be randy if it weren't for the like of our albert!

    Im 15 <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, well, well ... if it wasn't for shagging and lewd sexual behaviour you wouldn't be here Albert, my made up friend <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Maybe Mummy and Daddy old fudd, your parents, didn't fuck about in the back of an Escort ... but you have to move with the times ... and as the famous Martini advert tells us ' Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere .' <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    As for your flatulence problem im quite surprised you still have it with all the hot air that comes out your gob !!

    [This message has been edited by Powerslave (edited 08-04-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    I just felt like doing that!
    I'm 14
    ~*~JiLLiaNNe~*~
    If you love something, set it free.
    If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by wHiPCReaMKiSSeS:
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    I just felt like doing that!
    I'm 14


    omg are you my dad???? hes always going HAHAHAHA! scary!!!
    I'm 18 and 5 months. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quite right! It's so pleasing to see that the youth of today do have some sense (inbetween having erotic thoughts).

    Mind you, I was watching my Diana Dors video collection the other night and I was in certainly a fruity mood with my Doris after watching this!

    I frankly, however, failed to see the funny side when I had to attend casualty after swallowing Doris lower dentures in the midst of passion. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt;

    Kind words Harriet. How much do I owe you again?

    I'm 73.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh nutty lad, im from hull 2 wot school u at?

    iratealbert, u must be a serious peeping tom, i mean do u reguarly take trips out round the back of night clubs or peer into the backs of cars!!???

    i did have a laugh at first but hey now u just seem so sad...............

    congrats on making it 2 73!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jolizzie11:
    oh nutty lad, im from hull 2 wot school u at?

    iratealbert, u must be a serious peeping tom, i mean do u reguarly take trips out round the back of night clubs or peer into the backs of cars!!???

    i did have a laugh at first but hey now u just seem so sad...............

    congrats on making it 2 73!

    Never had any desire to be a peeping tom, I'm afraid - I'm quite happy with my Diana Dors video collection thank you.

    Mind you, if I did become a nosy parker, and get 'me kicks on watching perverted, sadist acts taking place in clubs, backs of motors, etc., then what better place to start than Hull?! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    I'm 73.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Irate Albert:
    Kind words Harriet. How much do I owe you again?

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    And all the grown-ups say is sorry, cos we got no reply.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    omg are you my dad???? hes always going HAHAHAHA! scary!!!


    No I'm NOT your dad!!! Hahahahahaha (LoL)


    ~*~JiLLiaNNe~*~
    If you love something, set it free.
    If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Okay... now if you ask me this is just going too far...

    I have a feeling Harriet and Albert are one and the same...
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