I think you young 'uns are a bunch of randy gets!

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Yes, I bloomin' well do think that!

I am not surprised that this message board has got a section related to "hanky panky". That's typical of you young 'uns - all that lust, sweating and runny juices - no wonder most of 'yer elders are ashamed of 'yers!

And look at them single mothers as well! Going around, pushing their prams and knocking us elderly folk out of the way! I mean, where's the fathers? Probably out and about sowing their oats elsewhere leaving other women with child!

Has the younger generation never heard of sheaths? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;

Why can't you lot get a simple hobby instead of doing in the back seat of a Ford Cortina? Things like knitting, model airplane making, collecting model steam trains and playing in a brass band?

Does anyone have a cure for persistant flatulence?

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ROFLOL

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j9

[This message has been edited by j9j9 (edited 29-03-2001).]

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dunno why u have flatulance, u dont seem 2 shut up long enough 2 build up pressure!

they/we do these things cause its 2001, and life moves on v.v.v.fast.

i dunno wether 2 get mad or feel sorry 4 u, u sayin this 2 get up peoples noses and get a reaction, or for serious?
H.

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is this a joke? lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

i think you are making a bit of a generalisation there albert. not everyone is randy (me for 1) and so what if ppl r having sex? it's up to them whether they want to and nothing anyone can say is going to stop them. (including you) lol

These boards are to give support and advice to people who need it not to just slag them all off.

Welcome to the 21st century where there is sex before marriage, teenage mothers, violence and crime <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

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I wonder who she is
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Sometimes I really wish I did

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rotflmao!!!!
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One question Albert, how were you concieved? I'm sure ur parents had sex before they were married so they married to make it all "hunky dory".
I wouldnt worry too much about it, you eont have to put up with it for much longer, unless us young uns come up with the cure for ageing. Thats if we're not "sowing our oats" in the meantime.

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Welcome to the 21st Century -
you managed to get to grips with the internet I see, so why the problem with us "young 'uns" and our lust, sweating and runny juices?!?

I think u r windin us up
heh

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Why old people should not be allowed into cyberspace.

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Well, you little cheeky blighters - I do know it's the twenty-first century - I was organiser of my local pub The Legion's 2000 disco and karaoke evening (where I won third prize for my rendition of Ralph McTell's Streets of London).

And you little herberts should know better than to lip your elders! I survived a war (which I don't talk much about) for you lot and where's the thanks people like us get, eh?

If it was up to you lot, people over sixty would be locked up in nursing homes all over the country and left to rot eating beetroot sandwiches, playing Scrabble and watching Countdown.

And for that saucy so-and-so who asked me where I was conceived - mind your own bloomin' business! My dear mum and dad were respective married folk and didn't go around like you young 'uns round the back of discos and in the back of Ford Escorts for a bit of "how's your father".

Mind you, I wonder if anyone here could tell me why I get aroused by Judith Chalmers?

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is this a regular taking the piss?

lmao <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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Sometimes I really wish I did

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And I think some of you young 'uns should have your mouths washed out with soap and water! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;

Filthy swine. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

I'm 73.

[This message has been edited by Irate Albert (edited 30-03-2001).]

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theres certanly something familiar about albert.....

granddad, is that you !!!!!!!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; lol

i think it's lee, just something about the use of words. i'm probably completely wrong but never mind.

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Originally posted by phlump:
theres certanly something familiar about albert.....

granddad, is that you !!!!!!!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; lol

i think it's lee, just something about the use of words. i'm probably completely wrong but never mind.

No, it's not Lee, but she has her theory lol

j9

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Originally posted by j9j9:
No, it's not Lee, but she has her theory lol

j9

second thoughts, is it you?????

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Originally posted by Irate Albert:
And I think some of you young 'uns should have your mouths washed out with soap and water! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;

Filthy swine. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

I'm 73.

LMAO ... hey, grandad! You're funny! Tell me, can you still 69 when you're 73? Hehehehe!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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My lord! That was hilarious J@ke!

Were you a scriptwriter for Terry & June in a past life? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

I'm 73.

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c'mon tell us who u are... please <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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Sometimes I really wish I did

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Can't the younger generation not read?

I'll give you a clue - two words in my name - one begins with "I" and ends with a "E" and the second one begins with "A" and ends with a "T".

Hope that hasn't taxed your solitary brain cell.

And no, I have not been on 'ere before - and I wished I didn't bother now - everyone just seems to be interested in lust and carnal pleasures.

Can't you lot think of anything else - like badge collecting?

Where's 'me Jim Reeves LP?

I'm 73.

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Originally posted by phlump:
second thoughts, is it you?????

<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; how could you think that??!!!

no, i'ts not me either

j9

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Is it Karla or Dom going through an early mid life crisis? And yeah, I can see what you mean about Lee, but apparently it's not her. Oh well, nice try.

Who else could it be??? I don't honestly believe it is someone new.

But like I said before, this is why old people should not be allowed into cyberspace!

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lmfao lmfao lmfao who is this!!! Just incase its not some1 we no Id just like to say that Im 18 a single mum and personally think sex is great (although I dont sleep around as u seem to think us young uns do!) who dont!? And Id also like to say that Im not a randy get however I may be a randy git, I just cant help myself sometimes lmfao!

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i dont think every1 ova 60 shud b in nursing homes, ive worked in sum so i know wot they r like, shit holes.
but a few OLD people cud do with being gagged.
if u r sum 1 windin us up, then well done cause u definately got me pissed off.

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What is it about old buggers thinking their great and we're not, we are young and because of that and the fact that times have changed means we're entitled to enjoy our lives before we screw them up with marrige and kids etc. Ok so his point on single mothers is a good one but thats it! I mean does anyone here know a teenager who knits in their spare time? i certainly dont! and brass bands are also just a little outta date, young ppl now r interested in hard rock, dance and, for the sad little girls out there, pop bands.
well thats about all i gotta say 4 now...
oh actually one more thing, cortina's are shit.

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Originally posted by Irate Albert:

If it was up to you lot, people over sixty would be locked up in nursing homes all over the country and left to rot eating beetroot sandwiches, playing Scrabble and watching Countdown.

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Isn't that what you old gits do anyway?!?!?!

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Who the hell am i?

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awww common Albie, you were young once, I bet you were a right stud when you were younger. Post a picture, come on, you know you want to <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

j9

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Yeah, but preferably when you had ur teeth!

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Who the hell am i?

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The only decent snap of me close up was when Doris and I went on our hols to Redcar in 1994.

I loved that holiday - we had lovely walks around the town, went to the dance hall on the afternoon, did bingo on the evening and at night boogied the night away at the local karaoke - (my favourite warble was "Rockin' All Over the World" by Status Quo).

It was also a particularly memorable occasion, as Doris and I met Bernie Clifton on the crazy golf park.

So, would you like this picture then?

And as for them speculative gets who don't think I'm new to this 'ere board and think I'm someone they know - stick to working out who shot Phil Mitchell, eh?

Yer' cheeky monkeys!

I'm 73.

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Originally posted by Irate Albert:
The only decent snap of me close up was when Doris and I went on our hols to Redcar in 1994.

I loved that holiday - we had lovely walks around the town, went to the dance hall on the afternoon, did bingo on the evening and at night boogied the night away at the local karaoke - (my favourite warble was "Rockin' All Over the World" by Status Quo).

It was also a particularly memorable occasion, as Doris and I met Bernie Clifton on the crazy golf park.

So, would you like this picture then?

I'm 73.

Go on then, what are you waiting for, post the pick lol

j9

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Originally posted by Irate Albert:
My lord! That was hilarious J@ke!

Were you a scriptwriter for Terry & June in a past life? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

I'm 73.

Who the f**k is Terry and June???? If you're gonna insult me, at least use people from my generation! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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Tinky Winky and Po? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

I'm 73.

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Hehe, LOL old Cortina's they were funny

LMAO

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