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In every little group of mates there seem to be a few dumb phrases that everybody in the group over uses. I noticed that with my little group, and noticed it amoungst my sisters friends too.. what little phrases etc do you have with your friends?
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'you silly fat ****' seems to be used too much
'thats long' when we cant be bothered to do something
everyones nickname is 'smelly'
'baffled'
'oh dear' for some reason it gets pronounced 'oh de-a'
'who... the fuck... are you'
'you dirty grotbeast'
all seem kind of insulting but we say them with love! hehe
ours
'you silly fat ****' seems to be used too much
'thats long' when we cant be bothered to do something
everyones nickname is 'smelly'
'baffled'
'oh dear' for some reason it gets pronounced 'oh de-a'
'who... the fuck... are you'
'you dirty grotbeast'
all seem kind of insulting but we say them with love! hehe
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'Huzzah'-A substitute for Hurrah
'I just lost'-You'll understand if you play 'the game'
Hmm, minds gone blank...
'hey ladee'
'you barstud'
'oi fanny'
'hey sexy lady'
'smell my cheese'
'hey - rachel - get off that phone'[/norwhichfamerstylee]
...and many many more
and the 'i need to find a new vagina' song - you'll know if you've heard.
also more recently - 'im your bob'.
Also "dumbass" "fair enough" "moron" and "what the fuck are you talking about?" come up very often.
"fuck off"
"no, really, shut up or I'll kill you"
"yesss...very welllll"
"retard"
I mean them nicely.
'Fuck you' or 'Fuck Off'
'Whateva'
The funniest is "grouse" which apperently means good ?
Cracking the shits........going mental
Its quite funny, havnt heard anyone say "ya flaming galah" yet tho !
'monkey'
'you bastard'
'meep'
'not again richard...'
hmmm... most of the phrases in our group seem to have some connection with me and they're all insulting. but im sure they're said with love :rolleyes:
edited to say how could i forget:
'lalalalalalala' - over and over again
OI OI
but we allways say that when there halfway down the street and comeing to meet me. its kinda dodgy at night either walking past house's or town because either aload of lights come on or people shout outa car's at us.....
but if it wasnt for that saying i wouldnt have meet one of me close mates lmao.
haha, see if i was you id be going up to every bloke and demanding they said it for me
"Alright me old mucker"
"You're like, SO my bitch, now on your knees and give's some appreciation."
"Alright young..-insert name-"
"Well, why don't you just fuck me with a hairbrush!"
"OMFG!"
"I can't help it, I love my hand, man. It's like..my bestfriend. We connect. We share an arm."
i love that word:D
"twos on that spliff"
"skin up"
"pint of stella please"
"bing.....bong!"
"thats a phat tune"
VICAR
twunt
freakin super rad
"dobber"
"ya fanny"
"your a tube"
and heres the picture, too
Twat! *followed by strange hand movement*
wanna kiss my ass?.....right here...here...NOW BITCH!*points to ass lots*
and many many more but im to lazy yo right them
Yer plonker
Hiya sparrer (posh way is hiya sparrow)
"Yadda yadda yadda"
"Yeh 'cause your hard."
"Yes. Twat"
"Oh dear"
And other stuff...
bonnet de douche,
mange tout
I am sure they would fall at your feet and comply with your every request
:yes: dumbfuck and bloodyfuck get used by me waaaay too much, slowly becomming a group thing, keep catching people using my little phrases.
Theres more i thought of
'you crack whore'
'yes my little cherrub?'
We must have about 20 overall, our conversations must be made up almost entirely of dumb little phrases-we never really talk about anything by the time weve finished adding in the little phrases to be honest :S hmm....
And CRE... yes, they would indeed hope youre having fun babe! Make it the time of your life and remember to bring back a bronzed aussie beach babe to share!!!
pleb and bint as well
orgasmic gets overused as well
"FOOOOL!" (In Liverpudlian accent)
"Deck out"
"Oh my lord" (started as a piss-take and now wont go away!)
"Shuddup"
"TreZ, can i have a rabbit?" (repeated at speed a thousand times over. They do it to torment me )
...and many more i'm sure...
I'm fucking fucked up.
Get on that! (Spaced reference there)
one she forgot and one i hate is "i only love you at the weekends"
one of my fav's is "you know i love you" but that normally gets used when im getting told of for something