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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
In every little group of mates there seem to be a few dumb phrases that everybody in the group over uses. I noticed that with my little group, and noticed it amoungst my sisters friends too.. what little phrases etc do you have with your friends?

ours

'you silly fat ****' seems to be used too much
'thats long' when we cant be bothered to do something
everyones nickname is 'smelly'
'baffled'
'oh dear' for some reason it gets pronounced 'oh de-a'
'who... the fuck... are you'
'you dirty grotbeast'

all seem kind of insulting but we say them with love! :heart: hehe
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Oh no you musn't!'-Phil, 6ft5 and has scarification on his stomach and back of legs. He says its where they cut his soul out.
    'Huzzah'-A substitute for Hurrah
    'I just lost'-You'll understand if you play 'the game'
    Hmm, minds gone blank...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'urgh...whatta biiiitch'
    'hey ladee'
    'you barstud'
    'oi fanny'
    'hey sexy lady'
    'smell my cheese'
    'hey - rachel - get off that phone'[/norwhichfamerstylee]

    ...and many many more
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh my god - and 'na nu na nu' how could i forget?!

    and the 'i need to find a new vagina' song - you'll know if you've heard.

    also more recently - 'im your bob'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sometimes under certian cirmstances, we all speak in questions. Unintentionally. It lasts for about 5 minutes, no statements at all. All and only questions. I've started to notice it for a while now and I wonder how long it's been going on. And if anybody else has heard us, cuz that would just be embaressing.

    Also "dumbass" "fair enough" "moron" and "what the fuck are you talking about?" come up very often.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "shut up"
    "fuck off"
    "no, really, shut up or I'll kill you"
    "yesss...very welllll"
    "retard"

    I mean them nicely. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bastard ...i'm going to kill him ...a friggin giant spider just ran from under my keyboard ...up my shirt sleeve ...yes on the inside ...crapped myself! it's lurking under my desk now. i've tucked my trousers into my socks ...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'You're a dumbass' or 'You're a fucking dumbass'

    'Fuck you' or 'Fuck Off'

    'Whateva'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well things are a little different now I am in oz, trying to get used to the aussie slang

    The funniest is "grouse" which apperently means good ?

    Cracking the shits........going mental

    Its quite funny, havnt heard anyone say "ya flaming galah" yet tho !
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'pervert' - most often directed at me but always from the girls to the guys
    'monkey'
    'you bastard'
    'meep'
    'not again richard...'

    hmmm... most of the phrases in our group seem to have some connection with me :( and they're all insulting. but im sure they're said with love :rolleyes:

    edited to say how could i forget:

    'lalalalalalala' - over and over again :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The only one i can think of off of the top of my head is

    OI OI

    but we allways say that when there halfway down the street and comeing to meet me. its kinda dodgy at night either walking past house's or town because either aload of lights come on or people shout outa car's at us.....

    but if it wasnt for that saying i wouldnt have meet one of me close mates lmao. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
    havnt heard anyone say "ya flaming galah" yet tho !

    haha, see if i was you id be going up to every bloke and demanding they said it for me :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Oi, oi savaloi!"
    "Alright me old mucker"
    "You're like, SO my bitch, now on your knees and give's some appreciation."
    "Alright young..-insert name-"
    "Well, why don't you just fuck me with a hairbrush!"
    "OMFG!"
    "I can't help it, I love my hand, man. It's like..my bestfriend. We connect. We share an arm."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "dumbfuck"
    i love that word:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "bucket competition?"

    "twos on that spliff"

    "skin up"

    "pint of stella please"

    "bing.....bong!"

    "thats a phat tune"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dya kna wati meeean?
    VICAR
    twunt
    freakin super rad
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "awright bawbag/bawhied"
    "dobber"
    "ya fanny"
    "your a tube"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    munkeh! (jonny vegas stylee)

    and heres the picture, too
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OOOIIIIIII in a Dizzee Rascal stylee. Just to say hello. Oh, and everyone is sir. Even girls. And everyone is young. So its "OOOOOIIIIIIII......... Yeah, hi young Joe Bloggs sir"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DAVE!!!!!
    Twat! *followed by strange hand movement*
    wanna kiss my ass?.....right here...here...NOW BITCH!*points to ass lots*




    and many many more but im to lazy yo right them
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yer bright barsteward a lot
    Yer plonker
    Hiya sparrer (posh way is hiya sparrow) :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Oiiiii"

    "Yadda yadda yadda"

    "Yeh 'cause your hard."

    "Yes. Twat"

    "Oh dear"

    And other stuff...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    croque monsieur,
    bonnet de douche,
    mange tout
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ram it shitlips.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_minx
    haha, see if i was you id be going up to every bloke and demanding they said it for me :)

    I am sure they would fall at your feet and comply with your every request ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Problem Punk
    "dumbfuck"
    i love that word:D

    :yes: dumbfuck and bloodyfuck get used by me waaaay too much, slowly becomming a group thing, keep catching people using my little phrases.

    Theres more i thought of

    'you crack whore'
    'yes my little cherrub?'

    We must have about 20 overall, our conversations must be made up almost entirely of dumb little phrases-we never really talk about anything by the time weve finished adding in the little phrases to be honest :S hmm....

    And CRE... yes, they would indeed :D hope youre having fun babe! Make it the time of your life and remember to bring back a bronzed aussie beach babe to share!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    crackwhore we use a lot
    pleb and bint as well
    orgasmic gets overused as well
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "You're such a... comedian" *sarcastic tone*
    "FOOOOL!" (In Liverpudlian accent)
    "Deck out"
    "Oh my lord" (started as a piss-take and now wont go away!)
    "Shuddup"
    "TreZ, can i have a rabbit?" (repeated at speed a thousand times over. They do it to torment me :( )

    ...and many more i'm sure...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bastard ...i'm going to destroy him.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Spliff it!
    I'm fucking fucked up.
    Get on that! (Spaced reference there)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    :D:D

    one she forgot and one i hate is "i only love you at the weekends"

    one of my fav's is "you know i love you" but that normally gets used when im getting told of for something :D
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