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The really EVIL thread
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To celebrate my reaching that truly evil number of posts (this is number 6666) I though I would dedicate a thread to the evil things we do...
So what evil things have you done?
I used to use a magnifying glass on ants, just to watch them explode. Wood Ants are the best, you even get to hear the "pop"... :evil grin:
So what evil things have you done?
I used to use a magnifying glass on ants, just to watch them explode. Wood Ants are the best, you even get to hear the "pop"... :evil grin:
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and throw them onto spiders webs and watch them get eaten.
Also, in London, when very stressed. I think the most worse things possible!:yes:
Like one time, I came so close to pushing someone into the road because they were walking soooo slow, and they knew I wanted to get past them. I waited 15 mins, and endured mouthfuls of smoke and other shit, as they let all that crap from a Cigs hit my face.
I lost it and tripped them up, cursing them to land flat on their face.
and I tell you what, No other 93yr old will mess with me again in a hurry!:thumb:
I kinda went 'arghhhh' and hit it with a garden spade.. then looked at it puzzled for a while going "fuck your huge"
yeah right, like they could keep me in there. :crazyeyes
When I was about 15 I grassed my friend to the police because he kept forging his bus pass on his home PC. Dunno why I had to pay £28 a month out of what little pocket money I got whilst he was printing them out himself. Very enterprising but it'll warn people not to get on the wrong side of me!
the stuff with the girls...
evil.. evil..
i had lewd thoughts about my french teacher in yr. 7
i went on lauras email account twice
im ashamed about that
turning all these guys mates against him and we confronted him and he started crying. then MY best mate said we should leave him alone. we did in the end. ah well.
a bee once fell into our sink. i got it out then i saw how far you could push a pointed object into it without killing it.
i dewing winged creatures, much as a small girl would deleaf a daisy.
sending threatening emails to a girl i fancied. well they werent threatening. more creepy. i got done for it however! i guess i fancied her but i also hated her, if that makes sense?
i leant on a mate and crushed his ribs and he was in pain and started crying but i was sorry i didnt mean to do it and the guilt got to me.
once i put a small pile of sugar outside, then came back a couple of hours later when all the ants were there and lets just say there was a massacre.
once i poked a dead bird with a stick.
i ran past this girl in yr.1/reception and kissed her i think i was running so dast she didnt realise. tho i may only think that. she was fit! for a reception girl!
i went on a psycopathic rampage in yr.2 but i only had a toy gun.
i pissed in someones drink when i was young. also put paint in it.
i once exposed myself in yr.3 to some girls hehe! they didnt seem to enjoy it as much as i did tho...
i masturbated in a school science cupboard.
thats all i can think of for now. wow im a pretty nice guy actually i thought i was bloody evil....
awww!
Clearly you are the Antichrist.
We attempted cleaning it with Persil and a scrubbing brush (petrol tends to leave a grey film) before his parents found out.
Extinguishing the fire consumed his school shirt...:eek:
The Persil worked, though
Something simillar once happened to me, only it was my bedroom carpet and minus the bit about the petrol and persil.
it was a total accident and im really sorry about it
i gave it a proper funeral and everything though, and made sure its family was ok
please dont call me evil
That makes me sick! :eek:
And what did the ant do to you? Hmmmm?
And you're only 15 too...what a start...
[/lame jokey type thing]
made sure it's family was OK...
Ant's are marvellous pall-bearers!
then i brutally murdered 3 others and planted all the evidence on an old lover. he got the chair and i laughed and ate popcorn like it was a movie...
and i suck up lady-bugs and spiders with the vaccum
please dont tell the police :nervous:
im too young to die!!!
*goes into hiding*
And you think she's joking.
There was a spider in my boyfs room so he put a glass over it, went on holiday for 2 weeks and left it there. That's quite evil, but spiders are evil anyway so it's alright I spose.
some other stuff as well i cant remember
erm what else?
ive stood on guys feet with heels on kicked them in the balls
ive set a whole ant nest on fire made a wee fire and put all sorts of insects in it hit spiders with chairs
and bit whilst giving and ex a blow job (he deserved it)