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Oh deary cheese
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why does my christmas hat on my mobile keep on flashing and it wont stop? its kinda getting weird
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Boursin is nice cheese, and spreadable.
Anyways...is it one of those adornments that flash when your phone rings?
*goes to fridge....brb!!*
oki yes. hehehehe its a raindeer hat.
maybe your phone is sending a signal of some kind...or someone else's is.
Surely you should have a minature Phil Anselmo rather than a raindeer hat...
I want one. buy me one! ME WANNNT!
his wife is far scarier
I want one. Maybe it will make me smile. Or die. Either is good.
Red wine goes with red meat. I had some red wine earlier.
I had Somerton, but someone thought it would be a good Idea to stick a 6 on before the "Somerton" because it's where I live.
Er, smack it! may work then.
it'll give you nightmares
what about "cunt face piece of shit"?
yes. :crying: i hate my parents
because of the camera?
what else did they do? (if you don't mind me asking)
no.
and stuff...... they're just fucking drunk and arguing again and yeah stuff. fuck. :crying:
if you eat a few slices of hard cheese just as your going to bed, it helps to give you realy bizzare dreams. not night mares. night mars in children yes but not after about the age of 12.
if you do it. have a pen and paper right beside your bed and write down...IMMEDIATLEY YOU WAKE UP...what the dream was about. no going for a wee first else you loose it. real alice in blunderland stuff.
Mature cheddar
Brie
Stilton
Gorgonzola
Double Gloucester
Boursin
Goats
Philadelphia
Danish Blue
My choices at present. Today I have been mostly eating philadelphia and gorgonzola.
woooohoooo alice in stonerland how can cheese be like opium,... opium is brown n sticky and cheese is yellow and smells like feet. :eek2: I never had weird dreams with cheese. You strange man.
it has something to do with the way your body sets about digesting cheese while your sleeping. has to be hard cheese. the emptier your stomach the better. better as well with no bread or biscuits. take it neat. it's not a good idea to snort it or inject though.
do try it and have the pen and paper ready.
i was under the influence of cheese your honour.....