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Oh deary cheese

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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why does my christmas hat on my mobile keep on flashing and it wont stop? its kinda getting weird
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    um... its hungry...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    try feeding it some cheese.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mmm, cheese
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheeeeeeeeesssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, feed it cheese and crackers.
    Boursin is nice cheese, and spreadable.

    Anyways...is it one of those adornments that flash when your phone rings?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am really craving cheese lately! Yum. Cheese and spring onions. *drools*
    *goes to fridge....brb!!*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    Yes, feed it cheese and crackers.
    Boursin is nice cheese, and spreadable.

    Anyways...is it one of those adornments that flash when your phone rings?

    oki :) yes. hehehehe its a raindeer hat. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My friend has one of those.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slayer_Pantera
    oki :) yes. hehehehe its a raindeer hat. :D

    maybe your phone is sending a signal of some kind...or someone else's is.

    Surely you should have a minature Phil Anselmo rather than a raindeer hat... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed

    Surely you should have a minature Phil Anselmo rather than a raindeer hat... :p

    I want one. buy me one! ME WANNNT!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slayer_Pantera
    I want one. buy me one! ME WANNNT!

    his wife is far scarier
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed


    his wife is far scarier

    I want one. Maybe it will make me smile. Or die. Either is good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cheese and red wine with crackers go very well

    Red wine goes with red meat. I had some red wine earlier.

    I had Somerton, but someone thought it would be a good Idea to stick a 6 on before the "Somerton" because it's where I live.

    Er, smack it! may work then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am going to stick a picture of phil to my hat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slayer_Pantera
    I am going to stick a picture of phil to my hat.

    it'll give you nightmares
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed


    it'll give you nightmares
    good
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would post a pic of it but the bastard camera isnt loading the fucking images onto the computer. fuckwit computer. fucking dad. fuck fuck fucking fuck arsehole fucking kettle dammit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slayer_Pantera
    I would post a pic of it but the bastard camera isnt loading the fucking images onto the computer. fuckwit computer. fucking dad. fuck fuck fucking fuck arsehole fucking kettle dammit
    Language!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BumbleBee

    Language!!!!
    english. now kill me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slayer_Pantera
    I would post a pic of it but the bastard camera isnt loading the fucking images onto the computer. fuckwit computer. fucking dad. fuck fuck fucking fuck arsehole fucking kettle dammit

    :lol:

    what about "cunt face piece of shit"?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed


    :lol:

    what about "cunt face piece of shit"?

    yes. :crying: i hate my parents
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slayer_Pantera


    yes. :crying: i hate my parents

    because of the camera?

    what else did they do? (if you don't mind me asking)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed


    because of the camera?

    what else did they do? (if you don't mind me asking)

    no.

    and stuff...... they're just fucking drunk and arguing again and yeah stuff. fuck. :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    may i just use this moment to divert the topic back to cheese...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *walks off to make cheese on toast*
    :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheese has been likened to opium. no you can't smoke it.
    if you eat a few slices of hard cheese just as your going to bed, it helps to give you realy bizzare dreams. not night mares. night mars in children yes but not after about the age of 12.
    if you do it. have a pen and paper right beside your bed and write down...IMMEDIATLEY YOU WAKE UP...what the dream was about. no going for a wee first else you loose it. real alice in blunderland stuff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wensleydale with cranberries
    Mature cheddar
    Brie
    Stilton
    Gorgonzola
    Double Gloucester
    Boursin
    Goats
    Philadelphia
    Danish Blue


    My choices at present. Today I have been mostly eating philadelphia and gorgonzola.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    red leicester with walnuts
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    cheese has been likened to opium. no you can't smoke it.
    if you eat a few slices of hard cheese just as your going to bed, it helps to give you realy bizzare dreams. not night mares. night mars in children yes but not after about the age of 12.
    if you do it. have a pen and paper right beside your bed and write down...IMMEDIATLEY YOU WAKE UP...what the dream was about. no going for a wee first else you loose it. real alice in blunderland stuff.

    woooohoooo alice in stonerland :) how can cheese be like opium,... opium is brown n sticky and cheese is yellow and smells like feet. :eek2: I never had weird dreams with cheese. You strange man. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Slayer_Pantera


    woooohoooo alice in stonerland :) how can cheese be like opium,... opium is brown n sticky and cheese is yellow and smells like feet. :eek2: I never had weird dreams with cheese. You strange man. :p
    a number of articles have been written about cheesy dreams and the comparison of opium dreams. the library in strangeways was full of old dusty obscure and fascinating books.
    it has something to do with the way your body sets about digesting cheese while your sleeping. has to be hard cheese. the emptier your stomach the better. better as well with no bread or biscuits. take it neat. it's not a good idea to snort it or inject though.
    do try it and have the pen and paper ready.
    i was under the influence of cheese your honour.....
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