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Battle of the blondes...Who would win out of....
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Jade and Helen in an IQ test, then in a Bitch fight
Then for the most unpleasant thought of all, Which one would you chose If you had too!! to meet your Mum & Dad? :eek:
Then just to be even sicker, who would win out of a Mud fight in skimpy clothing!:eek:
I really am bored
:rolleyes:
(I take it Jade is blonde??, I've Managed not to look at her up till now, Its like look at the Sun, your go blind!!)
Then for the most unpleasant thought of all, Which one would you chose If you had too!! to meet your Mum & Dad? :eek:
Then just to be even sicker, who would win out of a Mud fight in skimpy clothing!:eek:
I really am bored
:rolleyes:
(I take it Jade is blonde??, I've Managed not to look at her up till now, Its like look at the Sun, your go blind!!)
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You vile, disturbed child!! :eek: :eek:
Stop the pretence that you are bored, you are just a filthy minded pervert!
Jade would win a fight, Helen would be nicer I guess to your parents, and I don't even want to contemplate the mud wrestling thank you!
Yeah, yeah, we all know that colour comes straight out of a bottle...
[Edited to suit ]
Q. Who wins in a fight to the death between Helen and Jade?
A. We all do.
No actually I am naturally blonde, but I dyed it brown, and then I went back to blonde because i had more fun back then, (no I didn't) and now it's just weird. Well who cares what my hair-colour is! I'd win thr battle anyways
Suits me just fine. I'd go for Helen in the niceness and intelligence stakes. Jade would win the bitch fight, for obvious reasons.
No
Dammit, this isn't gonna work is it?
Oh well.
Again, no
yes.....
It's the simple plans that always succeed! Apart from...err... this one. Mebbe next time.
*Scared*
Well if I can be co-world dominator, or at least own a small country, I'll put on the bucket
Okay, fair enough. But you'll also have to have blonde hair and be cute. And you'll have to complete a series of physical tasks to gain the place of co-world dominator.
*evil laugh* to fade...
How will anyone know if I'm blonde or not with a bucket on my head?
Also, cute people don't tend to get very far in world domination. Right enough, neither do most people...
Such as...?
That's not the point.
Also, cute people don't tend to get very far in world domination.
Well all shall be changed.....
Such as...?
Jesus! Give me some time will you! I haven't decided yet!
What is the point then...?
When?
Will do
I can't remember
When?
Jeeze, you really are a nosey co-world dominator-to-be. It'll happen when I'm ready.
Will do
Good. I think I may enjoy the physical tasks part.
Let me know when you do then
Well I'm gonna need to know all the details, incase you decide to fuck me over
*Intrigued*
Jade would be too busy crying because Helen said 'Euh', and Helen would be too busy screaming "OH MY GOD PAUL CLARKE, LOOK THERE'S POSH THE CHICKEN!!! teeheeheeeheeehinyhinyhoha"