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Battle of the blondes...Who would win out of....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Jade and Helen in an IQ test, then in a Bitch fight

Then for the most unpleasant thought of all, Which one would you chose If you had too!! to meet your Mum & Dad? :o :eek: :o

Then just to be even sicker, who would win out of a Mud fight in skimpy clothing!:eek:

I really am bored
:rolleyes:

(I take it Jade is blonde??, I've Managed not to look at her up till now, Its like look at the Sun, your go blind!!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Helen is dumber but also fitter and I'd much rather take Helen to see my parents. I reckon Jade would win a fight with ease however.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Battle of the blondes...Who would win out of....
    Originally posted by Harmless


    Then just to be even sicker, who would win out of a Mud fight in skimpy clothing!:eek:


    You vile, disturbed child!! :eek: :eek:
    Stop the pretence that you are bored, you are just a filthy minded pervert! :D:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think Jade would win the fight - all she'd have to do is sit on poor little Helen!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope, Helen annoyed me way more than Jade does. Arghness!
    Jade would win a fight, Helen would be nicer I guess to your parents, and I don't even want to contemplate the mud wrestling thank you! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    helens thicker, but also nicer, Jades a thicko, but shes a bitch, and would win a fight easily!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would win the battle of the blondes of course. Silly people.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I reckon Helen would win the IQ one and despite her voice I think she'd be okay with the parents, Jade would win the bitch fight tho 'cuz she's definitely a lot louder!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    I would win the battle of the blondes of course. Silly people.

    Yeah, yeah, we all know that colour comes straight out of a bottle... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Reminds me of a joke...

    [Edited to suit :D]

    Q. Who wins in a fight to the death between Helen and Jade?

    A. We all do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Nellyluva2
    Yeah, yeah, we all know that colour comes straight out of a bottle... :p
    Well NOW they bloody do, don't they!?

    No actually I am naturally blonde, but I dyed it brown, and then I went back to blonde because i had more fun back then, (no I didn't) and now it's just weird. Well who cares what my hair-colour is! I'd win thr battle anyways :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Reminds me of a joke...


    Q. Who wins in a fight to the death between Helen and Jade?

    A. We all do.

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Reminds me of a joke...

    [Edited to suit :D]

    Q. Who wins in a fight to the death between Helen and Jade?

    A. We all do.
    That's not very nice now is it? Put a bucket over your head and be ashamed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Reminds me of a joke...

    [Edited to suit :D]

    Q. Who wins in a fight to the death between Helen and Jade?

    A. We all do.

    :):):) Suits me just fine. I'd go for Helen in the niceness and intelligence stakes. Jade would win the bitch fight, for obvious reasons.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    Put a bucket over your head and be ashamed.

    No
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    No
    Wat? How dare you disobey me!! Do it! Do it!
    Dammit, this isn't gonna work is it?
    Oh well.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    Do it! Do it!
    Dammit, this isn't gonna work is it?
    Oh well.

    Again, no :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *mutters to herself something about her plans for world domination being ruined*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont mind Jade anymore, I think she's getting more attractive by the day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your plans for world domination included me and a bucket? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Your plans for world domination included me and a bucket? :confused:
    lol

    yes.....
    It's the simple plans that always succeed! Apart from...err... this one. Mebbe next time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by atomic brian
    I dont mind Jade anymore, I think she's getting more attractive by the day.
    yeah more attractive to flies
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lexxie*

    lol

    yes.....
    It's the simple plans that always succeed! Apart from...err... this one. Mebbe next time.

    *Scared*

    Well if I can be co-world dominator, or at least own a small country, I'll put on the bucket :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    *Scared*

    Well if I can be co-world dominator, or at least own a small country, I'll put on the bucket :[

    Okay, fair enough. But you'll also have to have blonde hair and be cute. And you'll have to complete a series of physical tasks to gain the place of co-world dominator.

    *evil laugh* to fade...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    helen is by fair the best she would win everything aprt from the bitch fight coz she is sooo sweet and kind. jade is a bitch with a capital B!!:mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    you'll also have to have blonde hair and be cute.

    How will anyone know if I'm blonde or not with a bucket on my head? :confused:

    Also, cute people don't tend to get very far in world domination. Right enough, neither do most people...
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    And you'll have to complete a series of physical tasks to gain the place of co-world dominator.

    Such as...?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How will anyone know if I'm blonde or not with a bucket on my head? :confused:
    That's not the point.

    Also, cute people don't tend to get very far in world domination.
    Well all shall be changed.....

    Such as...?
    Jesus! Give me some time will you! I haven't decided yet!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    That's not the point.

    What is the point then...? :confused:
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    Well all shall be changed.....

    When? :confused:
    Originally posted by Lexxie*

    Jesus! Give me some time will you! I haven't decided yet!

    Will do ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What is the point then...? :confused:
    I can't remember

    When? :confused:
    Jeeze, you really are a nosey co-world dominator-to-be. It'll happen when I'm ready.

    Will do ;):p
    Good. I think I may enjoy the physical tasks part.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    I can't remember

    Let me know when you do then :p
    Originally posted by Lexxie*
    Jeeze, you really are a nosey co-world dominator-to-be. It'll happen when I'm ready.

    Well I'm gonna need to know all the details, incase you decide to fuck me over :p
    Originally posted by Lexxie*

    Good. I think I may enjoy the physical tasks part.

    *Intrigued*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Neither of them would manage the bitch fight in the first place.

    Jade would be too busy crying because Helen said 'Euh', and Helen would be too busy screaming "OH MY GOD PAUL CLARKE, LOOK THERE'S POSH THE CHICKEN!!! teeheeheeeheeehinyhinyhoha"
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