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Super dad joke thread we all relish (Dill with it)
Laine
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So I thought about making a dad joke, bad puns and bad jokes thread we can all contribute to because they really Cheer me up when I'm in a pickle(okay enough pickle jokes 😂)
Hope people find this thread funny I'll start off:
If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
I've got plenty more so look forward to adding them
Hope people find this thread funny I'll start off:
If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
I've got plenty more so look forward to adding them
🌈Positive thoughts🌈
"This is my family. I found it, all on my own.It's little, and Broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." ~ Stitch
"Lately, I've been struggling with all the simple things in my life" ~ Cian Ducrot
"I don't know if it's because my heart hurts or I'm insecure" ~ Juice Wrld
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Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
🌈Positive thoughts🌈
"This is my family. I found it, all on my own.It's little, and Broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." ~ Stitch
"Lately, I've been struggling with all the simple things in my life" ~ Cian Ducrot
"I don't know if it's because my heart hurts or I'm insecure" ~ Juice Wrld
🌈Positive thoughts🌈
"This is my family. I found it, all on my own.It's little, and Broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." ~ Stitch
"Lately, I've been struggling with all the simple things in my life" ~ Cian Ducrot
"I don't know if it's because my heart hurts or I'm insecure" ~ Juice Wrld
ahahha
What tyoe of cheese isnt yours
nacho Cheese
what type of cheese do you use to entice a bear
Camembert
enjoy my cheese 🧀 jokes 😂
2) Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
3) SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”
4) What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.
5) When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
🌈Positive thoughts🌈
"This is my family. I found it, all on my own.It's little, and Broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." ~ Stitch
"Lately, I've been struggling with all the simple things in my life" ~ Cian Ducrot
"I don't know if it's because my heart hurts or I'm insecure" ~ Juice Wrld
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous