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Drunken stunts
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We have a story on pub trophies on our student microsite:
http://ned.thesite.org.uk//student/pub_trophies.html
aswell as common drunken stunts: http://ned.thesite.org.uk//student/drunken_stunts.html
I was just wondering what your experiences have been ... any pint glass thieves or hedge hoppers out there with stories to tell?
Susie <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
http://ned.thesite.org.uk//student/pub_trophies.html
aswell as common drunken stunts: http://ned.thesite.org.uk//student/drunken_stunts.html
I was just wondering what your experiences have been ... any pint glass thieves or hedge hoppers out there with stories to tell?
Susie <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
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Once I found some in my pocket the next morning????
With help pf mate/mates:
Traffic cone (still got it)
road sign
many many for-sale signs
golf flag = 17th and 18th
"to the 18th tee" sign
random white post
bread baskets
trolley
VERY heavy bread trolley fom outside a Spa shop
Oh dear.
"I must find a truth that is true for me......the idea for which I can live or die."(Soren Kierkegaard)
One particular tiem comes to mind when you mention for sale signs. i remember two of mates both nicked one each and had a "star wars" style fight in the middle of the road with them. ended when one of the posts broke and smashed into one of them.
not the msot clever of things, but we are blaming the drink...
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Why is it that traffic cones just ask to be stolen...?
Still, they make pretty good bedside lights if you stick a small one over a lamp...!
Can't wait until your expensive education gets you that great job, nice car, beautiful house .........
and then some drunken wanker shits on the bonnet, puts piss through your letterbox and dumps a very heavy maggot infested sofa on the roof of the car! Then won't we laugh and smile and think how side-splittingly funny it is!
Then of course there will be the mass world polution, cause by shopping trolleys dumped in rivers and on streets rusting up the world.
And the night when you are grabbed and mugged while walking home...will anyone hear the screams?...no - we'll just think 'must be those bloody students screaming their heads off again!'
thanx
Susie <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
[This message has been edited by Zero II (edited 20-09-2001).]
Big chip made worse by living right in middle of student area and having been in debt for the last ten years! Tish! what a pain eh!
Old age must be creeping up on me bringing an intolerance toward bright young things.
Mental note: make bigger effort to communicate in better way with fellow chatters
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[This message has been edited by byny (edited 21-09-2001).]
-caught the last train to lancaster.
-been sick in my own pants, whilst being worn.
-woken up nude in at a friends house as her parents tried to get into their bed, which I was in (?).
-gone missing on numerous occasions without any memory of the events which have taken place, such as new years eve, glastonbury and southport(- woke up with mysterious black eye).
-fell in swamp, up to chest.
-stolen many signs and lights.
-broke into St Andrews halls of residence on a bender to Scotland!
-talked jibberish about the "kebab monster nibbling at your heels" one night when I appeared at a mates flat with only one trainer on and pants ripped!
-been sick in bed, a bath, in my girlfriends (-ex) shoes.
-worn somebody else's shoes home, 3 sizes too small.
-fed a rabbit beer (I know it was cruel, don't start).
Honestly, I could go on and this is the stuff I can remember. It's all pretty funny now but often dangerous at the time and nothing to be proud of. I have hopefully calmed down a bit now (I'm 19).