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Drunken stunts

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
We have a story on pub trophies on our student microsite:
http://ned.thesite.org.uk//student/pub_trophies.html

aswell as common drunken stunts: http://ned.thesite.org.uk//student/drunken_stunts.html

I was just wondering what your experiences have been ... any pint glass thieves or hedge hoppers out there with stories to tell?
Susie <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">;

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When some of my mates are drunk, they steal wooden coffee stirring things from the pub.

    Once I found some in my pocket the next morning????
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quite depressingly in my 4 or so years of drinking i've taken quite a few of the usual/stereotypical things. I mean i think its bloody stupid personally but after a few drinks it seems a good idea.
    With help pf mate/mates:

    Traffic cone (still got it)
    road sign
    many many for-sale signs
    golf flag = 17th and 18th
    "to the 18th tee" sign
    random white post
    bread baskets
    trolley
    VERY heavy bread trolley fom outside a Spa shop

    Oh dear.



    "I must find a truth that is true for me......the idea for which I can live or die."(Soren Kierkegaard)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have to say when drunk me and my mates have managed to take most of the same items as above. with the exceptin of the golf flag and tee.

    One particular tiem comes to mind when you mention for sale signs. i remember two of mates both nicked one each and had a "star wars" style fight in the middle of the road with them. ended when one of the posts broke and smashed into one of them.

    not the msot clever of things, but we are blaming the drink...

    its not illegal til u get caught <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/monkbum.gif">;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm yes...
    Why is it that traffic cones just ask to be stolen...?
    Still, they make pretty good bedside lights if you stick a small one over a lamp...!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Can't wait until your expensive education gets you that great job, nice car, beautiful house .........
    and then some drunken wanker shits on the bonnet, puts piss through your letterbox and dumps a very heavy maggot infested sofa on the roof of the car! Then won't we laugh and smile and think how side-splittingly funny it is!
    Then of course there will be the mass world polution, cause by shopping trolleys dumped in rivers and on streets rusting up the world.
    And the night when you are grabbed and mugged while walking home...will anyone hear the screams?...no - we'll just think 'must be those bloody students screaming their heads off again!'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    best one must be dismantling a car and putting it on the roof of the uni all fixed up again...took bloody months to get down!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by byny:
    GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Can't wait until your expensive education gets you that great job, nice car, beautiful house .........
    and £10,000 plus debt
    Originally posted by byny:

    And the night when you are grabbed and mugged while walking home...will anyone hear the screams?...no - we'll just think 'must be those bloody students screaming their heads off again!'
    Remove-chip-from-shoulder before next post
    thanx
    Susie <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An administrator contributing to a post? What's going on?! Glad to see u haven't lost the TheSite spirit with ur move into officialdom!

    [This message has been edited by Zero II (edited 20-09-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorrreeeeeeeeee
    Big chip made worse by living right in middle of student area and having been in debt for the last ten years! Tish! what a pain eh!
    Old age must be creeping up on me bringing an intolerance toward bright young things.
    Mental note: make bigger effort to communicate in better way with fellow chatters


    XXXXXXXXXXX

    [This message has been edited by byny (edited 21-09-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have done most of the above, but one story done by a block in my college deserves to be told. The uni had dug up certain lamposts where they were redoing the path. So certain enterprising young men, concerned about the absence of proper lighting in their quad, cheered onwards by a group of drunken spectators, herocially traversed half the uni with it and 'planted it' in the middle of their quad (on a small, tellytubby style hill). However, though it was stable, they had neglected plug it into the uni mains grid. Undaunted, they brought light to their quad by simply introducing a sheet of yellow paper in place of a bulb. However, the uni, regardless of the effort put it into it, removed it during the holiday...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where to begin? Whilst drunk I have...

    -caught the last train to lancaster.
    -been sick in my own pants, whilst being worn.
    -woken up nude in at a friends house as her parents tried to get into their bed, which I was in (?).
    -gone missing on numerous occasions without any memory of the events which have taken place, such as new years eve, glastonbury and southport(- woke up with mysterious black eye).
    -fell in swamp, up to chest.
    -stolen many signs and lights.
    -broke into St Andrews halls of residence on a bender to Scotland!
    -talked jibberish about the "kebab monster nibbling at your heels" one night when I appeared at a mates flat with only one trainer on and pants ripped!
    -been sick in bed, a bath, in my girlfriends (-ex) shoes.
    -worn somebody else's shoes home, 3 sizes too small.
    -fed a rabbit beer (I know it was cruel, don't start).

    Honestly, I could go on and this is the stuff I can remember. It's all pretty funny now but often dangerous at the time and nothing to be proud of. I have hopefully calmed down a bit now (I'm 19).
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