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A lol a day....
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....keeps me happy and gay
So what's made you lol or smirk or laugh or titter today
Me - coming back from clinic tonight there was a van in front for a company that goes to pubs, fairs, events etc and does hog roasts and barbecues.
On the back was a big warning triangle with -
ATTENTION THIEVES - No sausages are left in this van overnight
So what's made you lol or smirk or laugh or titter today
Me - coming back from clinic tonight there was a van in front for a company that goes to pubs, fairs, events etc and does hog roasts and barbecues.
On the back was a big warning triangle with -
ATTENTION THIEVES - No sausages are left in this van overnight
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And when I say purr I actually mean snore :P
The first time I saw these cleaning guys with "wetton" written on them I laughed so hard
"I'd like to introduce you to my Wister" - wife + sister
"This is my Buncle Adam" - Brother + uncle
"Step-duncle" - step-dad + uncle
Trying to work out how you could be a duncle was lolworthy.
That's actually really horrible. Incest isn't funny.
oh my god people cant be that stupid
Actually i can relate to alot of those, especially the first lot :banghead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95vZ0-C1Kho
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Went over the corner shop this morning. On the main road is a nursery and waiting to come out of their drive was a lorry with something like B&L Catering on the side and another lorry waiting to turn in. The catering lorry pulls out and the other lorry turns in, a left hand turn, so i saw the side on which was written HORSES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiJg91WJ4f4
a duck walks in to a garage and he says, hey.. do you have any grapes
the guy says, no.. we don't sell grapes- so the duck walks out.
tuesday the duck comes back and says, hey... do you have any grapes?
guy says, no... i told you yesterday, no grapes. so the duck walks out.
wednesday he comes back in.. hey, got any grapes?
guy says, no... we havon't!. shoo!. so he goes away.
thursday he's back... hey got any grapes?
guy says, if i hear you say that 1 more time, i'm nailing you to the wall
so on friday the duck comes in... got any nails?
guy says, no... why would i?
so the duck says, that's good... got any grapes then?